Chekhov’s Guncle

A shitpost at the end of the world 🇨🇱

[Chekhov’s Guncle @JaJaJaRule]

I don’t have kids or a dog. What can I bring into a bar that will make everyone mad?

[Chekhov’s Guncle @JaJaJaRule]

@CShielddad I’m guessing you haven’t either dipshit

[Velodus✨ @velodus]

There's no better case for socialism than the world's first trillionaire being a massive loser who cosplays as his mom and baby online and lies about being good at video games in an attempt to give his life meaning.

[буч Медведь 🔻 @butchhandcannon]

The right wing thinks civilization means killing eachother and developing better weapons to keep killing eachother and doing that forever

[tex ✏️ @textureMonkey]

the future depends on your ability to make people who think shit like this live in perpetual fear of being socially and economically ostracized for stating their repulsive opinions out loud

[buns 🐰 @desigotdone]

My natural dislike for Gwyneth Paltrow is justified

[ez @ezisbored]

I get hangxiety from things I did while sober when I’m high

[rat king 🐀 @MikeIsaac]

this is the type of thing tracy jordan would say right before Kabletown has to decide whether to renew a tenth season of TGS

[Your Last 5 Merchant!!!! @draggingortrump]

Social media was such a mistake... but also signing up to be a SAHM to a $40,000 earner in 2026??????

[sam greisman @SAMGREIS]

Wow. Must miss TV!

[Tomos Doran 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿 🇬🇧 🇺🇦 🇮🇱 🇵🇸 @portraitinflesh]

The New Yorker exposé of the Tate brothers is long but essential reading. These men are cartoonishly evil; if a novelist invented them, it would feel like hack writing. I'm going to share a paywall-free link in the next tweet, because as many people as possible need to read this.

[Steven Hyden @Steven_Hyden]

Incredible indictment of how most normal people in comedy hate Bill Maher’a guts

[Harry Hill @veryharryhill]

I’m so glad I encountered the Lucky You fly tag for the first time, as intended: taking the pants off of a theatre major on a lofted bed in a Fordham dorm room when I was 18

[Jack Roskopp @jackroskopp]

RIP Anna Nicole Smith you would have loved GLP-1s and vapes

[Pete 🏳️‍🌈 @PeteAscolese]

Inside you there are two Cole Escolas

[Chekhov’s Guncle @JaJaJaRule]

@DamianJ54874907 “Decay,” you fucking amoeba.

[Stavros Halkias @stavvybaby]

Pedophiles and private equity have ruined America and, more importantly, the New York Knicks home court advantage

[Chekhov’s Guncle @JaJaJaRule]

@SwordOfSociety you’re typing one handed … I know what you are

[Jamesetta Williams 💕 @jamesetta_w]

Actually apart from Trump’s health, the story that really made me convinced media outlets are silencing themselves was the Homan bribery story. The guy was literally caught on FBI hidden camera taking $50k in a Cava bag. Should be catnip for DC journalists! Barely covered.

[normal emma @EmmaSpecter]

i am not a new yorker bc i was born there, i am a new yorker bc a rat once ran over my sandal-clad foot while i was walking thru the 14th street underpass to get on the f to get to my shift as a hostess at a seafood brunch place in carroll gardens and when i got there i got fired