Jak

Bombers 2016 | UC | The magic is in the doing

[Jak @JaKrum56]

@TouchdownTrips Bengals, Chiefs, Bills

[Steven Patton @PattonAnalytics]

Eli Manning is the George Washington of QBs.

Mid most of the time, but when the moment called for defeating an empire, he got the job done.

[Gunther Eagleman™ @GuntherEagleman]

Mark Wahlberg is set to play Pete Rose in a new movie about Charlie Hustle’s incredible life and career.

This could be one hell of a movie.

Pete Rose wasn’t just a baseball player. He was Cincinnati. He played harder than damn near anybody who ever stepped on a field, became MLB’s all-time hits leader, then carried all the controversy that came with it.

Wahlberg as Pete Rose?

Yeah, I’m watching this one!!!

[MLFootball @MLFootball]

THROWBACK: When #Seahawks undrafted rookie WR Chris Matthews WENT OFF on the #Patriots in Super Bowl 49 after working in Foot Locker.

Matthews had 4 catches, 109 yards, and a touchdown in the SB.

Chris had 20 catches and 285 yards in his ENTIRE career 🤯https://t.co/yAPfEgZu70

[Dominique Clare @DomClare]

I bet you can’t make a better all-time WR/RB group of 4 players than what the FCS can. Go ahead, use the entire FBS.

WR Jerry Rice
WR Randy Moss
WR Terrell Owens
RB Walter Payton

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

Mind-blowing discovery 🤯

[Fanatics @Fanatics]

looping in @EliManning and @TomBrady
cc: Daniel Jones @Colts

[evin @EvinKnowsBall]

THIS IS GETTING FUCKING SAD

[SportsCenter @SportsCenter]

FOR THE SIXTH STRAIGHT YEAR, “WILL SMITH” HAS WON THE WORLD SERIES 🤯

[Marshall Green @MarshallGreen_]

The Giants are believed to be "BIG GAME HUNTING" for a WR on the trade market per @Connor_J_Hughes

[MLFootball @MLFootball]

THROWBACK: WHEN AARON DONALD PUT ON A HELMET POSTGAME AND THE. STARTED A FIGHT.

💀💀💀

Donald casually jogged over there, knowing he was about to start the fight.

[MC Rosie🦀 @MC_Rosie4]

The sequel to niggas in Paris finally dropped

[Scott Barrett @ScottBarrettDFB]

Infiniti Money Glitch

1) Buy a WNBA ticket ($29.99)
2) Buy a blue dildo ($15.00)
3) Max bet blue dildo at $5,000
4) Throw blue dildo onto the court

Profit: $69,955.01

[Nicholas Fabiano, MD @NTFabiano]

Daytime napping is associated with a larger total brain volume.

[Mid Thirties Manhattan Guy @Mid30sManhattan]

Gonna make an app called “coffee” where the boys can warn each other on which girls are absolutely ran through

[Jason Howerton @jason_howerton]

Amazing opportunity for the WNBA commissioner to be like:

"OK, deal. You lost us $40 million last year, each of you owe us $231K"

[Chase Passive Income @chasedownleads]

Someone snuck into 25 backyard pools in my town last night and pooped in all of them

Going to be a busy day for my pool cleaning company!

Lesson: Make your own luck

[mark webber’s publicist @pepitoluver]

no way nashville’s making these fucking 18 years old wear shirts that say “preds in the community”💀 there are tears in my eyes

[Riley Gaines @Riley_Gaines_]

Thank you! And while you’re keeping track, make sure to congratulate Emma Weyant, the right National Champ in the 500 freestyle, too.

(If you're insinuating 5th in the nation is bad, what do you call a man who ranks 462nd nationally in the men's category?)