BBC: “What was your screen time?”
Student: “Nine hours.”
BBC: “You’re gong to have a lot more time to fill. What will you do?”
Student: “Stare at a wall.”
Can’t they just feed Fergie into an AI machine? Wilcox can go in at half time and read from a print out. “It says: ‘I’ll see yous will never play for this club again, sonny.’ Pick up kettle. Throw at Patrick Dorgu.”
🚨REMINDER🚨
The UK mobile phone emergency alert will be tested again. It is set to take place at 3pm on all UK phone devices TODAY.
It will be a 10 second clip on your phone, with a vibrate and a message which will begin like this: