JS

will nature make a man of me yet

[Scott Bryan @scottygb]

BBC: “What was your screen time?”

Student: “Nine hours.”

BBC: “You’re gong to have a lot more time to fill. What will you do?”

Student: “Stare at a wall.”

[JS @JaackSaunders]

@dropalertsuk DROP

[JS @JaackSaunders]

@dropalertsuk Don’t think it dropped !!

[JS @JaackSaunders]

@LaticsOfficial Some clear out !

[PokéMart UK - Restock Alerts @pokemartalerts]

During all the Sports Direct chaos, it appears a miracle happened!

#pokemontcg #sportsdirect

[Mustafa @TrulyUTD_]

We all stand with Ratcliffe 🤓

[JS @JaackSaunders]

@LaticsOfficial Get that silly wanker gone

[BN @BanditNanna]

Can’t they just feed Fergie into an AI machine? Wilcox can go in at half time and read from a print out. “It says: ‘I’ll see yous will never play for this club again, sonny.’ Pick up kettle. Throw at Patrick Dorgu.”

[JS @JaackSaunders]

@VladsDeathsweep David Attenborough
Bruce Willis
Eric Dane
Tim Curry
Charlie Sheen (wc)

[JS @JaackSaunders]

@VladsDeathsweep @jackt_1997 🤣🤣

[Tashy McTashface @TashP351]

Me, in Tesco’s tonight deciding which community project to invest my little blue token in.

[putasinghonit @putasinghonit]

🚨REMINDER🚨

The UK mobile phone emergency alert will be tested again. It is set to take place at 3pm on all UK phone devices TODAY.

It will be a 10 second clip on your phone, with a vibrate and a message which will begin like this:

[Sammy Mac @sammymacuk]

League One mascots ranked based on whether you'd trust them as a babysitter

🧵

[The Upshot podcast @UpshotTowers]

"Right turn that Club World Cup off, you can watch your Baller League on your own time. I'm putting on Luton v AFC Wimbledon. Everything's normal"

[Manchester United @ManUtd]

The wait is over.

[Millie Willer @MillieWiller]

Apparently Indian fighter pilots dropped a 1000 onion bhajis and 500 pakoras on Pakistan.... they said thats just for starters.

[Sir Michael Take CBE @MichaelTakeMP]

Remembering 5 years ago.
Covid caused such sadness.
But amongst the misery it brought hope as well, as two young people found everlasting love.
❤️