Jack Dever

[DJB @Skinwalker5110]

Went to the Oreo website and hit accept all cookies. Now we wait.

[Nadia 🩷 @womwithnoo]

NEW ARBITRARY CODE EXECUTION DISCOVERED IN SMB1: If you press the "A" button you will overload the game's memory, forcing it to perform the "jump" instruction which makes Mario move up several pixels vertically.

This is huge, because it makes the game much faster and easier.

[Καλός @realKalos]

Me standing on the roof of a library.

[Neet @neet_sol]

college is cool because you get to pick what time your classes are and then still not go

[forward deployed fish @Jacobkupp]

all time great wikipedia category

[Benny Feldman @Feldfrog]

As a kid, I wasn’t allowed to touch the hot stove with my bare hands. But now I get to do it whenever I want

[∀ @PeakPiece31]

Wikipedia is the only website whose marketing strategy is threatening to kill itself if you don’t pay

[Stephen Georg @Stephen_Georg]

a snowman came to life and the best guess we had was “it’s probably the hat”

[musashi @scabberslosttoe]

c in c-section stands for communism the way it skips labour

[Jack Dever @JackDeverOnAir]

@kevs_wx I should put a community note because it'd be funny

[April Clark @autogynefiles]

Getting out of jury duty by insisting I was involved with the crime

[via @atrophicbtrfly]

man i'm depressed, i wonder if laying in my bed on my phone all day will help

[cumweiser @cumweiser]

fantasy football punishment: call in an amber alert on your own car and then drive around until you get pulled over

[𝒢𝒾𝓁𝒷ℯ𝓇𝓉 @AbakpaJob]

who tf looked at the middle finger and said "ayo this shit kinda offensive"

[fishious @fishquichee]

Feeling above the weather

[fishy and chips I DID NOT BUY PREMIUM @FATFUCKINGCHUD1]

I hope this email finds you unwell