Jack

[Mollie Goodfellow @hansmollman]

I WILL be spending the next month saying “we didn’t really get a summer this year did we” in order to make small talk

[Jack @JackRooColeman]

@EtH_UnitedWay @DxBruyneSZN At least you can lift something this season 🪣

[Rachel Riley MBE 💙 @RachelRileyRR]

Sorry if I haven’t been more clear on this issue, happy to clarify.

I also think Prince Andrew should not play for Manchester United.

[cluedont @cluedont]

I’ve not been here much lately. Partly because the rebrand to 'X' reminded me of when my dad got a leather jacket, but mainly because I’ve been job hunting. You probably can’t help save Twitter from a midlife crisis but you might just help me get a copywriter job with a retweet x

[VeryBritishProblems @SoVeryBritish]

Very British graffiti

[Jack @JackRooColeman]

@tk28408 @RealTalkMCFC He was just part of the team that won The Treble? What are you talking about…I guess you know something that Pep doesn’t mate?

[17 @DxBruyneSZN]

Sir Alex Ferguson respectfully hold that

[Jack Whitehall @jackwhitehall]

Zadok the priest is an absolute banger.

[Manchester City @ManCity]

90+1 - Lets his hair down
90+5 - Gets the fourth

😎 @erling

🔵 4-1 🔴 #ManCity

[Ricky Gervais @rickygervais]

Farewell, Barry Humphries, you Comedy genius.

[Jack @JackRooColeman]

Add me on BeReal. https://t.co/FGvv1mnawS

[Jack @JackRooColeman]

@DrDavidMcGowan You okay? :(

[Ashton United FC @AshtonUnitedFC]

𝘾𝙇𝙐𝘽 𝙎𝙏𝘼𝙏𝙀𝙈𝙀𝙉𝙏 - 𝘾𝙍𝙄𝙎𝙏𝙄𝘼𝙉𝙊 𝙍𝙊𝙉𝘼𝙇𝘿𝙊

Despite reports on social media, #aufc can confirm that no approach has or will be made for Cristiano Ronaldo following his release from @ManUtd.

The club will be making no further comment.

#oneclub

[Sue💚 @SueTaylor_]

When @rickygervais crashed @jimmyfallon’s monologue - “Do it like you were clever enough to come up with this joke yourself!”😅😂🤣

[cluedont @cluedont]

I rarely go more than a week without thinking about how this fella waves. https://t.co/fUjzZLu6zV

[Larry the Cat @Number10cat]

Rishi Sunak is becoming Prime Minister. His family is loaded so caviar and lobster on the menu for me from tomorrow.

[Aldi Stores UK @AldiUK]

What a great day to be a lettuce

[Jake Lambert @jakelambertcom]

“I want to go for a walk”

[Southampton FC @SouthamptonFC]

DM us if you need to talk, @afcbournemouth 🤝

[Lionesses @Lionesses]

🏆 OUR ENGLAND. OUR CHAMPIONS. 🏆