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[Jack @Jack_Mac22]

@capsinfour Skill issue

[Dom @WGGPapaDom]

Never forget what they took from us.

[Chirag Barjatya @chiragbarjatya]

Experienced this last month in Thailand. Chinatown, Bangkok. Just roaming freely. Talking to locals, eating street food. Crossing 20k steps. Using translator. Everyone should experience this. Cannot explain in words much.

[Alex Wakeford @haruspis]

We are mired in such a miserable global period of pointless cruelty and numbing evil, seeing missiles launched to slaughter countless innocents. Artemis II is a reminder of the beauty of our world and the aspiration for excellence we should be defined by.

[Anish Moonka @anishmoonka]

Reid Wiseman told his two teenage daughters where to find his will before he got on this rocket. He’s raised them alone since their mom died of cancer six years ago. Right now, he is 252,757 miles from home, farther from Earth than any human being has ever been.

Wiseman grew up outside Baltimore. Got rejected from the Naval Academy, went to Rensselaer Polytechnic Institute instead, studied computer engineering. Became a Navy fighter pilot, flew F-14 Tomcats (the jet from Top Gun) on combat missions over Iraq and Afghanistan. Two Middle East deployments by his mid-twenties. He saw a Space Shuttle launch in person in 2001 and couldn’t let go of it. Applied to NASA while at sea on the aircraft carrier USS Dwight D. Eisenhower. They picked him. Nine people out of 3,500 applicants. His astronaut class, nicknamed “The Chumps,” included Jeremy Hansen, the Canadian who’s floating next to him right now.

Wiseman’s first trip to space was 165 days on the Space Station in 2014. Two spacewalks. Thirteen hours outside the hull in nothing but a suit. He climbed all the way up to Chief of the Astronaut Office, the person who decides which astronauts fly and which ones sit. Then he gave it up in 2022 to put himself back on the flight list.

His wife Carroll was a nurse in a newborn intensive care unit. She got cancer. Fought it five years. Died in May 2020 at 46. His mother died from Alzheimer’s just weeks before that. Wiseman raised both daughters by himself after that. NASA’s own bio says he considers being a single parent his hardest challenge and the best part of his life. Even while she was dying, Carroll told Reid not to step back from his career. She made him keep going. His brother is a Navy SEAL. His father is 83 and battling cancer too. The old man told reporters he wanted to stay alive long enough to see his son launch.

Before liftoff, Wiseman’s daughters snuck homemade cookies into his flight bag. He posted a photo with them in front of the rocket and wrote “I’m boarding that rocket a very proud father.”

The previous distance record from Earth belonged to the Apollo 13 crew. 248,655 miles, set in April 1970, and it was an accident. An oxygen tank blew up and the emergency route home happened to swing them farther out than anyone before. Wiseman broke that record by 4,100 miles, and his distance is on purpose. Today he flies within 4,600 miles of the Moon, photographs stretches of the far side that were too dark or at the wrong angle for any of the 24 Apollo astronauts to see, and watches a solar eclipse that nobody on Earth can see, only the four people inside that capsule.

Then he turns around and spends four days flying home to his girls.

[Jack @Jack_Mac22]

@wormymcwormersn Brother what is your Hack Squat

[Reid Wiseman @astro_reid]

There are no words.

[Ballsack Sports @BallsackSports]

It took not a pedophile sex trafficking ring, not a genocide, not millions starving and losing their jobs, BUT a Druski skit to bring our politicians out of hiding.

America.

[Jeremy Stamper 🇺🇸 🇺🇦 @jeremymstamper]

In this house, Afroman is a hero. End of story.

[Afroman @ogafroman]

Randy Walters is a son of a bitch

https://t.co/KwvIRNX2bc

[Conner O'Malley @conner_omalley]

Irish Zionism

[Lee @caseyleemoore]

I did not think we’d be getting a new live version of “Untouched” by The Veronicas in 2026 but I’m grateful it happened

[Jake Scott, MD @jakescottMD]

“Iranians who think they’re going to live.”

That’s not a military objective. That’s genocidal language - a direct threat to kill indiscriminately. Secretary Hegseth is unhinged and needs to be stopped.

[Jack @Jack_Mac22]

@SecKennedy Shut up nerd

[Alex Cole @acnewsitics]

American soldiers are dead and all they think about is how this makes Trump look. These people are not just incompetent, they are heartless.

[𝚃𝙷𝙺 @Thehorrorkid]

Dr. Ian Kelson performing The Number of the Beast by Iron Maiden in 28 Years Later: The Bone Temple (2026)

[Conner O'Malley @conner_omalley]

I’m 62 years old, I live in Tampa, I eat corn and beef everyday, I always have a titleist hat on, and Iran is the biggest threat to my freedom

[Dawn O'Brien @dawnmobrien]

ONE player standing for Alma Mater tells you everything you need to know about the lack of leadership and discipline in this program. Total disgrace.

[Jack @Jack_Mac22]

@mrsballs69 1-2 tape every square inch it’s not that bad