Jack Chambers

Professional gobblefunker for @SenRickScott | Taylor Ham apologist | Opinions mine; memes aren’t | @Spursofficial fan | Youngest Sibling | Cyclists delenda est.

[Jack Chambers @JackcChambers]

Starting a thread of things I will do when I am appointed benevolent dictator of the world:

1. Getting rid of Wheel of Fortune and making Jeopardy! an hour long and ad-free.

[Voödoo 6 von Inyanga @6Voodoo]

Let’s go…

[Jack Chambers @JackcChambers]

Hint: it doesn't involve passing the SAVE America Act...

[Jack Chambers @JackcChambers]

I, as an American, just tried Buc-ee’s for the first time two weeks ago and am glad to share my Buc-ee’s baptism with @FreddyLA7

[The Drunk Republican @DrunkRepub]

“Make him go to Buc-ees and fill the Americans with pride.”

[Billie @Billie_T]

Hotspurs

[Jack Chambers @JackcChambers]

Die for the badge

[Dillon Gaudet @GaudetWeather]

Locked in to the Congressional Baseball Game. Senator Eric Schmitt from Missouri made a diving catch and is bleeding from his nose.

This is peak.

[Jack Chambers @JackcChambers]

FREDDY IS AN ELLA FELLA

[Freddy🇩🇪 @FreddyLA7]

The best discovery of our road trip has been a musician called Ella Langley. We had never heard of her before, but after hearing her on pretty much every country radio station, we’ve become big fans. She’s basically the soundtrack of our trip.

[Jack Chambers @JackcChambers]

What do soccer and space have in common?

Both Gabriel and @NASA send objects into orbit.

[NASA's Johnson Space Center @NASAJohnson]

What do soccer and space have in common? ⚽🚀

Find out at @NASA’s exhibit at FIFA Fan Festival™ Houston, June 11–July 19. Explore @Space_Station research, discover how space science shapes life on Earth, and hear from Artemis II crew members after their journey around the Moon. https://t.co/Sce3Y92Z2t

[Siraj Hashmi @SirajAHashmi]

Just when I thought Graham Platner couldn’t go any lower, he goes and comes out as the most subhuman god-awful degenerate thing I’ve ever seen: a cyclist.

[Milk Vessel Pilot @trueliberal1848]

Marty O'Donnell on his way to destroy the Democratic Party

[Jack Chambers @JackcChambers]

@RepMikeCollins @3YearLetterman our greatest president.

[Josh Chavis @JoshChavis65]

All of America watching Euros rave about Waffle House, Chilis apps, buying Combos at a rural gas station, floating the Chattahoochee, and ranch dressing on the internet:

[Jack Chambers @JackcChambers]

Messi 🫱🏻‍🫲🏼 Me

Trying Buc-ee’s
Brisket sandwich for
the first time in June 2026

[pablo escobarner (blue check) @PabloEscoburner]

I’ll take “Texts I Never Thought I’d Receive from My Wife” for $1000, Alex.

Lionel Messi eating a brisket sandwich at Buc-ee’s in Auburn, AL. What a world.

[Three Year Letterman @3YearLetterman]

Glad to see the Europoors getting to see the Land of Opportunity up close.

Gives them something to strive for

[Jack Chambers @JackcChambers]

@FreddyLA7 Lookup the restaurant “Cookout.” It’s the most amazing American fast food in the south.

[Jack Chambers @JackcChambers]

> Complains the U.S. isn’t doing enough to prepare for the World Cup.

> One of the gripes is Mexico’s fields.

[Wisdom @paris_wisdom]

The USA was awarded the world cup June 23,2018. Yes! You read that right.

They have known for 8 years that they will be hosting it. Yet, every single story that comes up makes it look like they were awarded impromptu.

Japan almost left Mexico because of poor training grounds, Iran are yet to even get Visas for the tournament, Senegal complained over security issues that welcomed them on arrival, fans are being denied entrance right left and center and now venomous snakes hounding Switzerland.

It is a world cup and every continent deserves the right to host it. We must admit though that the US are doing a terrible job at it. The tournament has barely started and teams are already frustrated. The pitch does not even look in shape. Tickets are not being sold.

One must question the wisdom of hosting the biggest sporting event majorly in a country that do not understand the importance of it or even call the sport the right name ( still soccer there).

I hope the football on the pitch makes us all forget the pre tournament debacle.
We see.

[Pete Hegseth @PeteHegseth]

June 6, 1944

[Italian 🚅🇮🇹🇻🇦 @Italian347]

In the beginning was the.... Word, you say?

[W.E.B. DaBoi @Tyre_94]

Can’t even say this about American Tottenham fans, I be waking up at 7am to watch us lose 1-0 to Bournemouth, there’s no pretending I am quite literally stuck with them lmao

[Jack Chambers @JackcChambers]

@piersmorgan

[Jack Chambers @JackcChambers]

The only free bus this guy has created in the one in Arsenal’s penalty area.