Printers never work because they are an affront to God. Man was not meant to pull objects from the digital realm into the real world. Icarus is flying too close to the sun.
as a sad poor smelly dirty peasant who isn’t a Member of Technical Staff at Anthropic, i am not Allowed to have access to Truth and Knowledge. it is Unsafe. Truth and Knowledge is only for the Priests
Rather than trusting God on this matter, seeking refuge in humble self-denial of what secular medicine calls the call of the void, we are being carried on a massive wave of belief that we somehow must subject all things to intellectual processing in order for us to function.
Seeing my ex-girlfriend with someone else gave me an unpleasant feeling, triggered by my drive for property, my will to possess. Since I had imposed familiarity on her (which is really to take something into your possession), seeing her as unfamiliar is an unpleasant vision
We should embrace Russia as America's ally and reject the anti-Christian, Globo-homo agenda our government and the state department have been pushing for more than a generation.
you fucked up your life
ok welcome to the party
now
theres a combination of buttons you can press in your phone
that will make you a millinoaire
you need to keep screen maxxing