Jackson B

Loving Jesus, my wife, and ice cream sandwiches.

[Jackson B @JacksonB]

@Osint613 giving Lucille Bluth energy

[Jackson B @JacksonB]

ok but honestly “Drones Over New Jersey” would positively slap as a band name

I would spend so much at the DONJ merch table

[Jackson B @JacksonB]

do you guys ever wish we could go back to the late 2024 drones-over-new-jersey hysteria

[Jackson B @JacksonB]

@Jedidiahhartley Sometimes I wonder if we should’ve been more specific in all that prayer, because the doomsday reality of 2026 looks nothing like the apocalypse we were promised

[Jackson B @JacksonB]

I don’t see a problem — get this man a multibillion-dollar government contract and unfettered access to my most personal data, STAT

[Ron Filipkowski @RonFilipkowski]

The CEO of Palantir.

[Jackson B @JacksonB]

My whole life, I’ve loved bleeding-edge technology and I generally lean toward wanting to give new ideas and product categories a shot.

… but AI toilet camera is a no for me, dawg

https://t.co/1NJkla9N7W

[Jackson B @JacksonB]

first stop I’m making after inventing time travel is back to 2021 where I can stop myself from buying a used Chrysler minivan

[Jackson B @JacksonB]

@ianweiner90 Mari worked at Blanc when we were dating and we still mourn the loss of the Kobe burger + gouda fries at least 2-3x/month.

ah and the onion rings 😭

[Jackson B @JacksonB]

@mattbramanti I don't know how old these two are, but he sounds like marriage material

[Jackson B @JacksonB]

@BrotherTodd Conspicuously absent from that list:
• revival
• the “fasted lifestyle”
• the Bridal Paradigm
• an Isaiah 62 Mandate
• stadiums filled
• the spirit of the tabernacle of David
• a tangled web of convoluted prophetic history

[Jackson B @JacksonB]

@BrotherTodd I wish I knew what to look for, to really know someone was walking with the Holy Spirit … if only we had been given a list of ways we could know!

OH WAIT:
• love
• joy
• peace
• patience
• kindness
• gentleness
• self-control

… was it really this easy all along? 😂

[Jackson B @JacksonB]

I learned a lot from this video, perhaps most importantly that I have really been under-charging y’all for admission to my birthday parties

[Torn Curtain I Joshua Simone @Torncurtainorg]

Benny Hinn is Inviting You to His 70th Birthday Party and Tickets are Only $5000. Benny Hinn Ministries is set to make over $700,000 from this Birthday. Benny Hinn wife announced their second divorce in 2024 so the ministry is in serious jeopardy. Benny Hinn announced on his website that he was throwing a Gala at the swanky Ritz-Carleton in Dallas, and paying members of the public were invited. Only 500 tickets are available and there are five different ticket price tiers for the event: $5,000, $2,500, $1,000, $250 and $150. The party is scheduled for December 3, 2022. The two tiers are sold out already. It’s $5000 per person or $10,000 for a couple. Furthermore, the tickets don’t include a complimentary hotel room. Hinn specifies that this is excluded, which is unfortunate given that rooms at the hotel run between $800-$1200 a night.

This is everything that is wrong with the Charismatic Church that i love so much. But if we do not call stuff out like this we lose credibility because people will group us in with Benny. Benny Hinn would would sell anything i guess. I remember when he got married to his wife the second time after their divorce, he sold DVD's of the wedding for $25.00. Nothing is off limits. Benny just can't stop with the gimmicks. Benny has claimed he has repented of the Prosperity Gospel but its really hard to believe him when he does stuff like this. Benny Hinn must fully repent or he is in danger of losing his soul for eternity #HolySpirit #ChristianNews #ChristianFaith

[Jackson B @JacksonB]

20% of marriage is text-bombing your spouse to roast your new haircut before they have a chance to

[Jackson B @JacksonB]

congrats to the city of philadelphia on your impending citywide revival, you guys earned it

[Jackson B @JacksonB]

To quote a duplicitous retired general, “Enough!”

[Jackson B @JacksonB]

ok so for just $2k plus whatever horse shipping costs, we could have a literal black horse delivered to 3535 E Red Bridge Rd.

who’s with me

[Jackson B @JacksonB]

@Jedidiahhartley @seanfeucht Sean really seems like a good guy, except for every single thing we've ever seen him do or say

[Jackson B @JacksonB]

me when I see the sign for the Metcalf exit and realize I missed Antioch

[Morbid Knowledge @MorbidKnowledge]

In 2013, Sabine Moreau went to pick up a friend in Brussels (less than 90 miles from her home), however because of a GPS error, she ended up in Croatia after driving 900 miles across five international borders. She realized she took a wrong turn two days after leaving. Her son had reported her missing.

[Jackson B @JacksonB]

well guys please don't take this the wrong way, but this website is not getting more fun

[Jackson B @JacksonB]

this is all my haters when I pull out a harmonica and begin to absolutely shred because I’ve been good at it for a long time but have never told anyone til now: