Kelsey Bohlender

Beholding beauty in the mundane. Trying to keep kids entertained & fed. Often meet Jesus in the laundry room. Pray, sing, laugh.

[Kelsey Bohlender @kbohlender]

@LinebergerDDS @Avis That is exactly what I found - IMPOSSIBLE. However, @sixtcars was amazing with their last minute help.

[Kelsey Bohlender @kbohlender]

Dear @Avis Customer Service, you've just lost a customer for life. Reserved vehicle for school field trip, & you called me 2 hours before pickup to tell me you never carry those vehicles. Need to go to the airport (an extra hour away) and pay MORE money. No help or compensation.

[Kelsey Bohlender @kbohlender]

I have called, posted, and emailed with no resolution. 😢

[Kelsey Bohlender @kbohlender]

Unbelievable. 45 minutes on the phone with 3 customer service agents, none who could help!

[Kelsey Bohlender @kbohlender]

@Avis Yeah, customer service was ZERO help (at least the three agents I spoke with couldn't help me). I have emailed as instructed, and you have exactly 30 minutes to help me, or else I am going to Sixt or @Budget

[Kelsey Bohlender @kbohlender]

@Avis I will do this right now. Honestly, you guys have one chance. I have several carloads of teenagers waiting to leave on a field trip to Chicago, and no vehicle as of yet.

[Kelsey Bohlender @kbohlender]

@Taryn0saurus Will be praying for you both!

[The Biblical Man @Biblicalman]

My father once told me the secret to a happy marriage.

“Stay out of the kitchen. Let her handle the holidays.”

I was 19. He was in his recliner.

My mother was cooking for 14 people.

She’d been up since 5 AM.

He’d been up since the football pregame.

I didn’t think anything of it.

That’s just how it was.

Fast forward 20 years.

I’m in the recliner.

My wife is in the kitchen.

She’s been up since 5 AM.

I’ve been up since the pregame.

My daughter walks by and I see her watching.

Not the TV.

Her mother.

Then me.

Then her mother again.

That’s when it hit me:

She’s taking notes.

My father taught me that holidays were for men to rest and women to work.

He didn’t say it.

He showed it.

Every Thanksgiving.
Every Christmas.
Every Easter.

The recliner passed from him to me like an inheritance I never asked for.

This morning I woke up at 4 AM.

Not for content.

For the turkey.

My wife found me in the kitchen at 6.

She didn’t say anything.

She just stood there.

Then she cried.

Your kids are taking notes.

Not on what you say.

On where you sit.

The recliner is an inheritance.

Be the generation that stands up.

[Kelsey Bohlender @kbohlender]

@quicklikesand Do it! Do it!

[Kelsey Bohlender @kbohlender]

@quicklikesand What do you against windmills??

[Kelsey Bohlender @kbohlender]

@quicklikesand This is the kind of news we live for

[Kelsey Bohlender @kbohlender]

Just dropped my teen daughter’s disposable camera off with her instructions to get the digital versions. 😳 So…we paid for a plastic camera and will pay to have those developed into digital pics to load into her phone. Got it.

[Kelsey Bohlender @kbohlender]

@texasrunnerDFW Happened to me too! No going back!!

[Kelsey Bohlender @kbohlender]

@Joel7Richardson Thank you for sharing your experience. I wish it didn’t resonate, but makes me choke up and I’m with yoh - Lord help me not fall away, help me endure.

[Kelsey Bohlender @kbohlender]

@rbohlender @DarrenHibbs 🌊🌊🌊🌊

[Randy Bohlender @rbohlender]

Grief is elliptical. It kinda shoots away & around & then smacks you in the back of the head from an unexpected angle. Feeling a strong measure of it this AM regarding leaders’ moral failures & the behavior of their minions. Oof. Jesus, come quickly. It’s a mess down here.

[Kelsey Bohlender @kbohlender]

“The more enchanted you get, the more certain you feel that you are not enchanted at all.”

CS Lewis, ever the prophet.

[Avi Mayer אבי מאיר @AviMayer]

WHERE IS SHIRI?

Every self-styled human rights activist, every world leader, every human rights group, every influencer, every pundit, every UN body, EVERYONE should be screaming that question right now and demanding an immediate answer.

[Israel ישראל @Israel]

Alon Ohel
Amiram Cooper
Ariel Bibas
Ariel Cunio
Aryeh Zalmanovich
Asaf Hamami
Avera Mengistu
Aviv Atzili
Avinatan Or
Bar Kupershtien
Bipin Joshi
Daniel Perez
David Cunio
Dror Or
Edan Alexander
Eitan Avraham Mor
Eitan Horn
Eitan Levy
Eliya Cohen
Eliyahu Margalit
Elkana Bohbot
Evyatar David
Gad Haggai
Gali Berman
Guy Gilboa Dalal
Guy Illouz
Hadar Goldin
Hisham al-Sayed
Iair Horn
Idan Shtivi
Ilan Weiss
Inbar Haiman
Itay Chen
Itzik Elgarat
Joshua Loitu Mollel
Judith Weinstein-Haggai
Kfir Bibas
Lior Rudaeff
Matan Angrest
Matan Zangauker
Maxim Herkin
Meni Godard
Mohammad Al-Atrash
Nimrod Cohen
Oded Lifshitz
Ofra Keidar
Ohad Yahalomi
Omer Neutra
Omer Shem Tov
Omer Wenkert
Omri Miran
Oz Daniel
Pinta Netafong
Ran Gvili
Rom Braslavski
Ronen Engel
Sagui Dekel Chen
Sahar Baruch
Sasha (Alexander) Trufanov
Segev Kalfon
Shay Levinson
Shiri Bibas
Shlomo Mansour
Sottisak Rintlak
Suntaya Akrasi
Tamir Adar
Tamir Nimrodi
Tal Haimi
Tal Shoham
Tsachi Idan
Uriel Baruch
Yair Yaakov
Yonatan Samerano
Yosef Chaim Ohana
Yossi Sharabi
Ziv Berman

Say their names.

[Kelsey Bohlender @kbohlender]

@Joel7Richardson 😂