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[. @Pxxdressi]

Ronaldo to Kathryn Mayorga in 2009

[OneShotFox🇳🇿 🔜 MP @OneShotFox]

Generational mog during national anthem

[The Players’ Tribune @PlayersTribune]

“I wrote this because I can’t speak about it.

I wrote this because I want you to know that I will make sure that you live on.”

@RBLeipzig and @equipenatciv winger Yan Diomande on the life of his sister, Roxane. https://t.co/6wQmpdWTSi

[L'homme à la cravate @Charbonneur000]

Ma mère est cantinière au collège.

Aujourd'hui, elle a préparé ça avec soin. Personne ne lui rendra hommage, alors je le fais ici.

À tous les héros du quotidien qui, dans l'ombre, font rêver les enfants et apportent un peu de beauté à l'ordinaire 🫶

[narsa. @rathor7_]

Trump looks like the back of Ashley's head in The Boys

[SONAR EVENT @sonarevent_]

Patient zeros when they see an airport

[Lauren. @LMac_1326]

Me outside of my moms room at 9pm to tell her I need a poster board for tomorrow:

[marneus palgar @famoushorse]

this is the kinda shit you hear a roman general ignored before losing 98% of his legion

[Brett @utdBrett]

Aaron Ramsey coup de grâce

[Redd @ReddCinema]

i wonder if gorillas know how funny they are

[ɖʀʊӄքǟ ӄʊռʟɛʏ 🇧🇹🇹🇩 @kunley_drukpa]

“Incoming missile barrage from American cruisers, they’re targeting critical infrastructure”

“Hit Dubai again”

“Israeli rockets are raining down on Tehran”

“Hit Dubai again”

“New intel that the shelling hitting Isfahan is being signed-off by the Saudis Sir”

“Hit Dubai again”

[Crime Net @TRIGGERHAPPYV1]

Dude pulls up next to an ICE agent and goes off on him

[femiiiiii. @femiiiszn]

stages of christmas shopping:

1. there's plenty of time.
2. oh no.

[jonathan @jnsyaaa]

the r/bald subreddit is an example of wholesome masculine body-positivity

every post is a guy showing his clearly-past-the-point-of-no-return thinning hair & asking "is it time?" and the top reply is always this image

[Michael @MWL152]

Was expecting this to be a waste of time but it’s worth it. 4 billion guesses and wouldn’t pick the surprise

[cosmic jester @cosmicjester]

Amazing how within a generation the entire concept of going out to socialise and meet new people has been effectively turned from completely normal to borderline creep behaviour. No wonder there is a loneliness epidemic.