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Morning! and if i don't see you, good afternoon, good evening and goodnight

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@Hermesparcels Why is my parcel having to quarantine at your depot? It was supposed to be delivered on Saturday 11th but it's been sat there waiting to be sorted since Thursday

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@metline how does it feel having the worst operating tube line on the whole service?! Nobody ever seems to know what's going on - Shambles

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@metline you've got a cushty position. No matter how shit you are, how many delays there are and how much you charge people, we have to use you to go home and go to work - you couldn't care less how useless and inconvenient you are when your incompetence prevails

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@metline How are you going to compensate all the met line users for the absolute mess you've caused this week? Any other company would be penalised by their clients and customers so why aren't you? @TfL

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Amazing how one absolute morom on the tracks can bring London to a standstill. Queues of trains to get into Harrow on the Hill with no info - sort it out @TfL

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@TfL @BobbyL999 Sometimes is a massive understatement. The system isn't built for the amount of people in London yet we're being charged an absolute fortune to use it

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@metline This is just a minor understatement! Would be great to see some of the ridiculous fares you charge going towards making it all work @TfL

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#KissMeFirst is just incredible! Never been this hooked on a show before

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Classsic case of over reacting from the too much time on their hands PC Brigade! Everyone loves a bit of tongue in cheek humour - Bravo @Poundland

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Possibly the rudest staff ever encountered at St Pancras for the @EurostarUK this morning. Not my fault you obviously hate your job

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Controversial tweet: The new @BritishBakeOff was great!

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Heartbroken @NandosUK

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Great service from Stephen at @AdmiralUK and they had the game of thrones theme tune as their hold music #theyknow

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Most searched for question on google this morning: "what time is it?"

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Shame that Vic and Bob don't realise the days of Shooting Stars are gone. Atleast they fins themselves funny

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@MamesJcCormack I've just seen your doppelganger in the train station, but knew it couldn't be you because he was quite trendy ha!

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@chadders_5 well done mate, really happy for you, congrats on getting your weekends back haha

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@Ryanair Is possibly the most unhelpful airline for group bookings. Hire some humans to speak to. Take a leaf out of @easyJet 's book

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Jane's Daughter is the best bun she's ever had in the oven #GBBOFinal

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@charltonbrooker has the mind of a pure genius. Every episode of Black Mirror is absolutely amazing. Finally something worth watching