Jaco Jonker

On a new adventure...

[Jaco Jonker @JacoJonker]

@Rbjacobs been trying to close all my @FNBSA accounts since 13 Dec’18 but since nobody apparently closes accounts at #FNB, I am still trying to get your people to action this to this date. Is there anyone competent in your organisation that knows how to do this.

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@CraigLubbe @Discovery_SA Sounds very similar to @FNBSA where they promise to action requests but nothing ever happens. Been trying to close my account with them since 13 Dec.. emails, phone calls, secure chat...

[Jaco Jonker @JacoJonker]

@Eskom_SA I really think you should reconsider charging #customers #penalties when paying more than R2500 on their accounts. Have you thought this through?? You really are trying your best to make the public hate you and see through your #greed and #incompetence. #justsaying

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@gregandlucky you almost gave me a heart attack giving away R800k vouchers to both contestants. Thanks for a good show.

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@Microsoft not sure why you thought it would be a cool idea to randomise the order of @msexcel #Mac sheets every time you open up a workbook

[Jaco Jonker @JacoJonker]

Dear @Microsoft, have you any clue how buggy you @msexcel for #Mac is. Too many issues to mention and wasting time working with it.

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@bidorbuy_co_za now offers @SnapScanApp as an easy and convenient payment option. #ecommerce #bidorbuy

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@TrellidorSA your customer service is shocking. Your staff damages property and you want to wash your hands…nice.

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I am pretty sure @_PayU exists for the sole purpose to frustrate customers. @payfast so much more reliable. #transactionfalied

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@Uber_RSA if your driver requests to cancel the trip because he is stuck in traffic. Why do you charge the customer a cancellation fee?

[Jaco Jonker @JacoJonker]

@Uber_RSA go back to #googlemaps. Your suggested route sent driver on 20min detour before picking me up. Same now with directions to office.

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@kulula just wanted to thank your team for finding my boy’s iPad and keeping it safe (flight MN121 JHB to CPT). You have a #customerforlife.

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I have now tried @AramexSA #globalshopper twice and both times have been a disaster. Definitely do not recommend their service. cc @Markm345

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@vumatel thank you for putting up your butt ugly poles right in front of our homes.

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@NPPBooks last time I checked it was vacuum cleaner and not vaccum cleaner. Quality control much?

[Jaco Jonker @JacoJonker]

#junkstatus #junkpresident proudly brought to by @MYANC

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@SnapcartZA if you are going to #spam me then please make sure your unsubscribe link works at least.

[Jaco Jonker @JacoJonker]

Had the pleasure of meeting @LouisMeintjes tonight. A true gentleman and incredible cyclist. Making SA proud.

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So it seems @groupon_za is no longer with us. How quick was that. #closeddown

[Jaco Jonker @JacoJonker]

@FNBSA @rbjacobs it is almost impossible to pay with a #FNB credit card. Constant errors and failed pmts between 3D secure, pins etc.