Jacob Feldhaus

[Beetlejuice Green @Beetlepimp]

Balls of da Year https://t.co/aP74Fqb963

[Jacob Feldhaus @JacobFeldhaus]

Cats and Canadians have one thing in common. I hate them both!!

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Ban Hotdogs in Canada save more for the Americans!

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@AmoneyResists Richer than you buddy

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@kojacblack Don’t be ridiculous way smarter to do it this way

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@gracesoph1a My favorite too

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@elonmusk is the goat now just make @Beetlepimp ceo and twitter will be the best app ever created

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100 guys will buy her flowers and she won’t even remember their names. Shit in her dresser drawer and she’ll never forget you. Stand out, be different

[AB @AB84]

Starting my own Team Sign 🆙

[Beetlejuice Green @Beetlepimp]

Good fckn mornin

[Jacob Feldhaus @JacobFeldhaus]

@_CallMeCub The answer to all of them is yes

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I may not know much, but in the past two weeks I’ve learned you need to watch out for cows on fire at 5am. Especially on the highway. They will run at your car head on. That’s stuff they don’t teach you in school.

[Jacob Feldhaus @JacobFeldhaus]

The biggest political problem with America has nothing to do with Biden or trump. It’s has everything to do with the over population of cat people

[ol’ stocky ⛳️ @oldstocky]

Things we need to normalize again:

- smoking indoors
- dressing nice in public
- duelling
- accusing women of being witches

[Jacob Feldhaus @JacobFeldhaus]

@Humberto4505 @ytalavera_21 You do you Berto and don’t let anyone tell you otherwise

[lil uzi bert @Humberto4505]

I am going to shit in a kitchen sink and be okay with it🤦🏾‍♂️😂💀

[Jacob Feldhaus @JacobFeldhaus]

Get mad but it’s facts

[Ryan @YeezyTaughtMe72]

Hot take but Lil Wayne had a better prime than Jay Z