Jacob Huisman

I like to lie about myself in my description.

[Jacob Huisman @JacobHuisman365]

It's my way or the driveway- me

[Dustin Grage @GrageDustin]

Not a single drop of water is getting past that bad boy.

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We have been blind for too long!

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Me: What sounds good to you?
Maddie:

[NFL Memes @NFLMemes]

Incredible 😂

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@EmiStewart1 You will not regret it!

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@austinsilar_ The Gator Boys!

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@LightsCameraPod @AlmondBanks5

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Anybody else get Home Alone 3 villain vibes from this photoshoot?

[Lady Gaga @ladygaga]

Signore e Signora Gucci #HouseOfGucci

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@LeeCMarch There’s no better way to introduce people to new music than through a janky MP3 player with only the left earbud in the back of the bus.

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I’m baffled that I shared and borrowed earbuds with hundreds of kids in middle school. Never thought to clean the inside of my ears with anything more than a Q-tip until now...

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@AlmondBanks5 Kaw is law

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@LeeCMarch

[Jason Kander @JasonKander]

Best STL bbq?

Ok, it’s a little off the beaten path, but totally worth it.

Get on I-70, drive west for 4 hours.

As soon as your radio starts picking up KC stations clearly, exit the highway anywhere.

The first bbq joint you see is the best bbq joint in STL.

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@YallLuvCris @leemarchmadness

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@mitchellclaire1 Yep. In our case we went with just the holder because we already had bunches of knives. We got a universal one that fits all sizes.

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@mitchellclaire1 Knife holder!

[Ben Bartlett @bencbartlett]

physics vocabulary to make u sound smart:

• instead of "basically", say "to a first approximation"
• instead of "this is hard", say "this is highly nontrivial"
• instead of “I have a schedule conflict”, say “I am constrained by temporal boundary conditions”

[Jacob Huisman @JacobHuisman365]

@carriegrigery Try, “Easy on the mayo plz” or if you like alliterations, “minimal mayo monsieur”.

[Bryant Kanies @BKanies]

Two things:
I'm still not 100% convinced that Damien Williams shouldn't have gotten Superbowl MVP.

I think that time travel cheapened Avengers Endgame and that Infinity war was better overall.

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@BKanies 👏👏Amen brother👏👏