Saltrie HepBurn

Recovering K*tyC*t

[debo @killmefam]

Last name ever. First name Gayest

[tino @mirthincarnate]

how do bed bugs know what a bed is

[ethan @ethanjuiced]

when Old people text “Ok” that’s their way of saying “LETS FUCKING GO!!!” or “Facts!!”

[Ienka @ankyhaidy]

stay away from me bro i’m teething

[Yeah @Yeah__Penguin]

Youre on some fuck crap

[graves.mp3 @GravedCoffin]

I've grown fond of your faggot ass

[Joben @icebergs1mpson]

Got the friggin lettuce virus from 12 Guinness last night

[Old Man Rattle @oldrattle_]

my favorite part about arby’s is how they let you pay with your body

[alex forrest @ALEXF0RREST]

i saw The Odyssey in 4DX and a greek man came into the theater and touched me

[gold star for robot boy @chasedbywasps]

you have to take your shoes off when entering my house. so I can try them on

[grace @gracefishlove]

idk i think the elephant really ties the room together

[Girth Brooks @crackawdajuice]

Walk a mile in my poop and you’ll see

[spongebobham2billion @spongebobhamtwo]

Shaving my balls before going to the dentist just in case

[refriedbuttsects @refriedbuttsect]

dentists be like ur gums bleed cause ur dad likes men

[MEHMOONICrave @themehmooni]

Much like Odysseus’ crew my friends often open a bag that blows us off course for many days

[T @Tommyboyalt15]

All free balling is performative if you’re a theater gay

[steven @mynounswentpro]

my uncle is still recovering from his brazilian ball lift

[Brooke Lynn Hytes @Bhytes1]

Just said “Hola” to my waiter in Italy.

[GREGY @Gregy_Online]

i'm sorry i called your baby an "it".
i swear i thought the thing was nonbinary

[zane firehammer @killlikebutton]

Did you have lunch earlier you look super fat right now