Jacob Laha

My personal account. Don't get mad if I make fun of your sports team or someone you like. My tweets may, or may not, be endorsements.

[Jacob Laha @JacobLaha]

So, I'm running for a Merriam, KS City Council seat for Ward 1. If you want that version of me, it is @Merriam_JacobL because all you will find is disappointment here.

[Jacob Laha @JacobLaha]

Zero people talk about LeBron this way

[Super 70s Sports @Super70sSports]

My favorite part of the Magic-Bird rivalry is that two men from different worlds who competed like rabid animals came to legitimately love one another. That’s the best of what sports has to offer if you ask me.

[Jacob Laha @JacobLaha]

Is he thinking of 'range anxiety'?

[Acyn @Acyn]

Trump on people who drive EVs: They have a disease, you know, it's a disease. It's called like they get screwed up, they're driving and they realize the battery's getting low and they start thinking about it…

[Jill Filipovic @JillFilipovic]

I think it's good when poor kids get to visit the aquarium.

[blanc @dqveed]

Anti-working class article. Take a shit on the clock.

[Empty Seats Galore @EmptySeatsPics]

Roll tide

[becca @kokorobitch]

extremely funny thing for an author to say

[microplastics nanobubbler @facetedcarapace]

how do people in the insurance industry actually live with themselves. getting a job at UnitedHealth should be treated socially like joining ISIS

[Jacob Laha @JacobLaha]

"everyone is 12" theory is still holding

[Pete Mundo @PeteMundo]

Kansas City just suckered you into another 5 years of paying a 1% earnings tax, claiming you’ll lose your police, fire and basic services without it, but then found $600 million for a new stadium. “No new taxes!”

Are you catching onto the grift yet???

[Jacob Laha @JacobLaha]

@mj_from_kansas I don't know if John Brown's solution is the right one, but I'm not sure what a citizen lead response would be

[Jacob Laha @JacobLaha]

@mj_from_kansas Do you ever wish we had a John Brown for pedophiles?

[Acyn @Acyn]

Rick Scott 2022: I got rid of my Disney+. I’m not planning on going back to the park.

[derek guy @dieworkwear]

There should be a strong online norm against speaking ill of children online. Does not matter if they're wearing a funny outfit or a MAGA hat or acting "gay." Being a kid can be tough and using them as fodder for jokes or clicks online, esp if you're adult, is loser behavior.

[𝕮𝖍𝖆𝖗𝖑𝖞❤️‍🔥 @Charlygotyou]

My apartment in 2005 was $550 a month. With inflation, it should now be $930. I just looked it up, and It's currently $1700 a month. It's greed killing these kids, not avacado toast and Starbucks.

[Aaron Rupar @atrupar]

WALZ: What a 'stop payment' meant by what the administration did last week is 400,000 children without healthcare

COMER: We believe that's your fault

WALZ: Our Medicaid error rate is lower than your state

[Tim Miller @Timodc]

Still trying to wrap my head around Kash firing a unit that specializes in Iranian counter-intel LAST WEEK -- when they knew war was coming -- because the agents were involved in the Trump classified docs case.

https://t.co/1586YuzT5e

[𝕷𝖚𝖈𝖎𝖋𝖊𝖗 @LucifersTweetz]

A country that can instantly fund endless wars but debates every dime for healthcare and education doesn’t have a budget issue—it has a values issue.

[Jaz Hays @JazHays]

If the Western Auto sign was in NYC, Zohran would have met with the HOA president and stuck a deal to get the lights back on in an hour

[𝕷𝖚𝖈𝖎𝖋𝖊𝖗 @LucifersTweetz]

The people who need their own halftime show are the same kind of people who needed their own water fountains.

[Jacob Laha @JacobLaha]

@Vinestbrewing Was it a cream ale?