Jacob Perry

Professional storyteller. Senior Advisor to various campaigns and Independent Expenditure groups. Radical Centrist. The rest is bourbon and ball games.

[Jacob Perry @JacobPerry]

I was never a source for Brendan Farrington. Not once in all those years.

Which means I only ever knew him as a person, and I've come to think that was the gift.

This week's Friyay. #Monticello
https://t.co/Dyio7A92lD #FlaPol

[Jacob Perry @JacobPerry]

@GOPsickandtired You are 100% correct

[Jacob Perry @JacobPerry]

I love to remind people that Sean Spicer was Mark Foley's Comms Director at the time. And he, like everyone back home and in DC knew exactly what Foley was doing and who he was.

[Zack Stanton @zackstanton]

Dennis Hastert died this weekend.

20 years ago this week, the Mark Foley scandal broke — revealing a congressman preying on teenage House pages while Hastert was speaker.

Here's my piece on what it was like to be at the center of it all:
https://t.co/RK6ArhGkLX

[Christopher Suprun @TheChrisSuprun]

You mean this @seanspicer?
I'm...shocked.

[Jacob Perry @JacobPerry]

@TheChrisSuprun @seanspicer Oh, damn

[Jacob Perry @JacobPerry]

@EnochMetaScribe @VitalVegas There's a reason you only see your kids on the weekends

[Rich Luchette @richluchette]

You spend your life rooting for the Bills because you know one day it’ll all be worth it. Every blown lead. Every ruined Sunday.

All building toward that one perfect moment when they finally find a new way to lose in the playoffs that you hadn’t even considered before.

[Jacob Perry @JacobPerry]

@WilliamPitmn939 @Legal_Fil lol whatever. That's just partisan bullshit

[Jacob Perry @JacobPerry]

That's a life sentence for me, Dawg

[CNN Breaking News @cnnbrk]

An Ohio judge has sentenced Caleb Flynn to life in prison without the possibility of parole for the aggravated murder of his wife, Ashley. https://t.co/ZnqvUJ0khV

[Angry Staffer @Angry_Staffer]

Oh, spare me the redemption tour.

We all knew what this was going to be.

[Jacob Perry @JacobPerry]

@kkfla737 For real

[Ed Stetzer @edstetzer]

Just a reminder: “Here I am, send me” is not about the military, and it’s misusing scripture use Isaiah 6:8 that way.

This text is not about answering just any kind of calling—military, civilian, vocational, or otherwise.

It is about the call of God on a man of God to proclaim the message of God and thus fulfill the mission of God.

We should honor those who serve in the military. But we should also honor Scripture enough not to make a text say what it does not say.

https://t.co/ai8JT55KEj

[Eliott Rodriguez @ERodforCongress]

Momentum is building! Our campaign has been named to the @dccc's Red to Blue program, making FL-27 a national priority.

Together, we can flip this seat, lower costs, and give our community the representation it deserves. Let’s win this November! 🇺🇸

[Jacob Rubashkin @JacobRubashkin]

Former Chicago businessman Alphonse Capone, who rose to the top of the beverage distribution industry and was later jailed for violating tax laws, has died.

[Jacob Perry @JacobPerry]

@ConnorDaigleTX @BriscoeCain Math is hard

[Jacob Perry @JacobPerry]

@RiffRaf979 And the video that made the rounds occurred during warmups when she's just asking questions about the game plan.

[Jason Garcia @Jason_Garcia]

New 🧵: You may recall that Republican leaders in Tallahassee spent $80 million of taxpayer money last year to buy 4 acres of land from a big GOP donor.

Well, now top Florida Republicans — including James Uthmeier and Byron Donalds — are raising money from that same donor...

[Andrew Eastmond @eastmond_andrew]

The missteps that assured that there would be no accountability for this dreadful day will haunt our country for years to come, I'm afraid. All it would have taken were a handful of leaders with actual courage, but we couldn't find them in enough time

[Jacob Perry @JacobPerry]

What's crazy is that Dennis Hastert wasn't even in the #EpsteinFiles