jacob pomroy

“it’s all sushi and sunglasses”

[jacob pomroy @JacobPomroy]

“I love that little hexagon thing!” - my wife while we eat Taco Bell at 1am.

[Megan Basham @megbasham]

I’m sorry this isn’t just the best video clip of the Covid era, this might be the best video clip in all of modern history.

[Ten Years Ago Today @tenyearsnow]

Hillary Clinton says “Pokemon Go to the Polls” at rally in Annandale, VA

[BBC News (World) @BBCWorld]

Former Emir of Qatar Sheikh Hamad bin Khalifa Al Thani dies aged 74 https://t.co/KsB8nbMSJA

[jacob pomroy @JacobPomroy]

The pasta queen being a Scientologist is a pretty exciting storyline. 2026 is turning out to be quite fun.

[jacob pomroy @JacobPomroy]

White Lotus Season 2 Theme Song as the opening of my funeral. I think it’d get everyone in the mood.

[jacob pomroy @JacobPomroy]

$100k from “Evexias Management” aka one of the Jan. 6th rioters who hit a cop with a flag pole and broke some windows

[Jasper Scherer @jaspscherer]

Top recent donors to the pro-Paxton Lone Star Liberty PAC, per the super PAC's latest FEC filing >

- $600K from Preserve Texans Inc. (dark money group that prev. donated)

- $100K from Texans for Truth and Liberty PAC (affiliated w/ Arnold & Itkin) https://t.co/WjfvDcrnhD #TXSEN

[jacob pomroy @JacobPomroy]

@LeighForTexas @AllenBlakemore @mayes_middleton Lolololol. Please go get elected to your safe seat already before you start in on this. Oh and fire your consultants and ask for a refund for the first go around.

[jacob pomroy @JacobPomroy]

Spirit Airlines is no more and I feel incredibly privileged and blessed to say I never had to subject myself to that misery.

[jacob pomroy @JacobPomroy]

Cheese companies - adapt accordingly please. I don’t need 12 oz. of Camembert

[jacob pomroy @JacobPomroy]

It’s 2026 and I think we can all agree massive amounts of cheese and cured meat on a marble platter isn’t cute anymore.

I’m still down for a nice charcuterie board with 2-3 cheeses, meats, nuts, fruit, etc. but we’re not doing 5 lbs. of cheese & meat that will never get eaten.

[jacob pomroy @JacobPomroy]

It’s 2026 and I think we can all agree massive amounts of cheese and cured meat on a marble platter isn’t cute anymore.

I’m still down for a nice charcuterie board with 2-3 cheeses, meats, nuts, fruit, etc. but we’re not doing 5 lbs. of cheese & meat that will never get eaten.

[jacob pomroy @JacobPomroy]

I feel arthritic

[jacob pomroy @JacobPomroy]

My limbs are so swollen right now. Sausage fingers & toes.

[jacob pomroy @JacobPomroy]

I had not heard of this “Taylor Frankie Paul” person so I looked her up on Instagram and every single one of her followers was exactly who I thought they’d be. Same thing re. Mel Robbins……..we really need to cull the electorate. These people shouldn’t be allowed to vote.

[jacob pomroy @JacobPomroy]

“What is your spaghetti policy here?”

[jacob pomroy @JacobPomroy]

@Hersheys I just bought a bag of original Jolly Rancher hard candy - count 50. There’s not a single grape flavor in this bag. There’s about 25 blue raspberry which is objectively the worst flavor. What are you going to do about this?

[jacob pomroy @JacobPomroy]

saltine crackers helped me through my darkest times

[jacob pomroy @JacobPomroy]

This was my dorm at Texas State as a freshman before I transferred to UT……it was a jail

[MERICA MEMED @Mericamemed]

I went to ODU in Norfolk. My dorm room looked like a prison cell compared to this.

[jacob pomroy @JacobPomroy]

Chipotle is the most overated mush-mush fast food. It doesn’t have a wide range of flavor in their protein, vegetable, or any other accoutrement. Also, they’ve given 100+ people food borne illness and killed a few of them in the last 10 years.

[Ichigo Niggasake @SomaKazima2]

I knew where this was going IMMEDIATELY she's right 😭😭😭

[jacob pomroy @JacobPomroy]

“Go out there and like find out if your personality is.”