Jacob Herwick (he/him)

If you're mean to me then I'll make a character for you in The Sims 3 and put them in a giant maze

[Jacob Herwick (he/him) @JacobRHerwick]

Yeah, I'm into Guinness. Guinness beer in my hand that's crafted from a blend of the finest hops and perfectly-roasted barley aging in our state-of-the-art fermentation vessels, maturing a rich flavor and preserving a rich heritage dating back to the 18th century.

[Jacob Herwick (he/him) @JacobRHerwick]

@arzubarsk @histories_arch So they found hazelnuts in prehistoric Scandinavia and your conclusion is that someone must have picked them somewhere else and then carried them there? Not that our limited knowledge of prehistoric hazelnut history needs to be corrected?

[Jacob Herwick (he/him) @JacobRHerwick]

@1clankerhater @TroonskyRefugee @hayasaka_aryan I could have worded that better. I'm not saying they died AT the feast, I mean they died afterwards. "The last attendee" meaning the last person alive who was actually there when it happened. Relations did not sour until none of the original formers of the alliance were alive.

[Jacob Herwick (he/him) @JacobRHerwick]

@UnR00ster @micah_erfan U.S. laws apply to the children of immigrants. They are subject to our jurisdiction. That section was added to ensure that an oppressive government was not exploiting permanent residents of the country without granting them citizenship.

[Jacob Herwick (he/him) @JacobRHerwick]

@raunchysanta @amazingatheist They are a religious minority unless you live in Utah.

[Jacob Herwick (he/him) @JacobRHerwick]

@NanosaurFan1999 That is what AI is, dude. Y'all just co-opted the phrase to solely refer to image and text generation.

[Jacob Herwick (he/him) @JacobRHerwick]

@smoothie981 @ApexPredator227 size comparison

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Everyone hates my idea that if you don’t do your weekly chores for the apartment you have to donate 10$ to the IDF

[Jacob Herwick (he/him) @JacobRHerwick]

@poggdiggity @grok @hashjenni Hope you've learned not to rely on AI to do your research for you.

[Jacob Herwick (he/him) @JacobRHerwick]

@marasmith7 @CrustPunk161 Lol, Jamestown failed because they built their home on a fucking swamp and didn't know how to farm or wash their hands. Modern people love to do this thing where they claim that every failed settlement followed the politics of "the other side" and you always sound ridiculous.

[Jacob Herwick (he/him) @JacobRHerwick]

@Dinkleburg42 @CDonnick1 Thus Player B will score more on average than Player A. "But wait" you say. "Player A is only used in the red zone and Player B is only used as a return specialist." Too bad. I have interpreted your statistics using my own bias and with no regard for context or external factors.

[Jacob Herwick (he/him) @JacobRHerwick]

@ID0NT0P I think mid-sized towns are fine, actually.

[Jacob Herwick (he/him) @JacobRHerwick]

@AtkinsTomVince @jesternario @SandyofCthulhu Thank you, that's really cool!

[Jacob Herwick (he/him) @JacobRHerwick]

@JacobStege94400 @esjesjesj Because it's not a specific law, it's the Constitution. Do you want him to read out the entire Constitution for you? I'm sure he'd be happy to oblige if you asked him.

[Jacob Herwick (he/him) @JacobRHerwick]

@MaverickZero852 @esjesjesj It's a desperate battle to uphold your oath, not a desperate battle to break it. If your takeaway from a video reminding you to uphold your oath to the Constitution was that you should break your oath to the Constitution, then idk what to tell you.

[Drop Site @DropSiteNews]

🚨 Watch: Footage from Palestine National TV shows Israeli soldiers executing two detained Palestinians in cold blood during a raid in Jenin in the northern occupied West Bank today.

Their hands were raised, they posed no threat, and Israeli soldiers murdered them anyway.

[Jacob Herwick (he/him) @JacobRHerwick]

@slanderthrowawa @here_not68496 @esjesjesj It is very obvious that the author of the meme is trying to convince the viewer to doubt the authenticity of Anne Frank's diary.

[Jacob Herwick (he/him) @JacobRHerwick]

@slanderthrowawa @here_not68496 @esjesjesj For humanity's sake I hope critical thinking is something that can be taught.

[Jacob Herwick (he/him) @JacobRHerwick]

@Eledium2016 @histories_arch You have to pay for a blue check first before you can get paid for ragebaiting.

[Jacob Herwick (he/him) @JacobRHerwick]

@Ennis85 @alexiguardian @BlindOnUni @SaulGPowell @piersmorgan The "researchers" open with a political statement, displaying a clear bias. Also, this is from 1997. It is generally a bad idea to use sources that are this old. It's pretty clear that they decided what result they wanted first and then worked backwards.