Jonah

He/him

[Jonah @stoleaballoon]

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[Jonah @stoleaballoon]

@vekilkarakurt When it comes to AC in the summer I am fully on board with you, but when it comes to the winter I think people really do need to just be OK with wearing a jacket indoors. You can always layer up, but you can only get so naked.

[Jonah @stoleaballoon]

@domg1878 @WayneReardon @drunk_peoples Went looking for this lol

[Jonah @stoleaballoon]

@CGasparino @AdamKinzinger Should the president be allowed to make a claim, with no evidence, that something is happening if it is only "maybe" happening? Because that is what you are saying.

[toad @thelifeoftoad]

When a cat wraps around your arm and bites you and starts doing bunny kicks that’s a sign of great respect in their culture

[The Bulwark @BulwarkOnline]

Welker: "You insisted no new wars."

Trump: "First of all, I didn't guarantee no war."

Welker: "You said it over and over again."

[Jonah @stoleaballoon]

@PeterLi79204441 @Acyn The entire point of being diplomatic as a journalist is to let your subject dig themselves into a hole. Trump has absolutely no issue with being in a hole, so there is no reason to be diplomatic with him.

[raphist0le @ROPHROPHROPH]

Charizard animation practice, hope i did well

[izzy @butchysports]

like I’m literally in tears this is so good

[Stephen Richer @stephen_richer]

Sure. You'd just need to:

1) Forge her signature (commit a felony).

2) Hope your forgery is sufficiently accurate

3) Hope that she (intended voter) doesn't call election office and ask about why she never got a ballot (in which case that mail ballot would be deactivated, and it would be investigated if returned)

4) Hope that she doesn't send back a replacement ballot or show up to vote in person (in which case the same as #3 would happen).

But more importantly, instead of showing us a picture of a mail ballot (which could just be from anywhere and is not evidence of material fraud), why don't you answer:

Where are the mass arrests? Trump has been in office for 18 months now. And there have been lots of ambitious Republican prosecutors and sheriffs in office for 6 years since the 2020 election.

And together they've scraped up a handful of individual voters. A few noncitizens vote. A few people voting in multiple jurisdictions.

Hundreds of thousands of hours have been searching. And yet...

What you have is, at best, evidence of a clerical error that yielded no harm.

[The Frustrating Individual @MILFmassacre]

(In sex ed class) Yeah right, like we’ll ever use this stuff in the real world

[Jonah @stoleaballoon]

@AlexBolewski @bashamuto8 @ZamBetsy18483 Do you think that kinetic energy only depends on the speed of the object and not the mass?

[kitty pavlova @kitty_pavlova]

guys who work in office jobs from home: i need like 10000g of protein or i will literally die

guy who actually does manual labor: did yuo know seven elever has a deal where two taquitos free if you get monster energy drink

[hasanabi @hasanthehun]

it’s a jfk quote. you went to harvard. you know better.

[bob's burgers urbanist 🐿️ @yhdistyminen]

Libs overwhelmingly buy into the "Earth is 4.5 billion years old" groupthink whereas right-wing freethinkers have a great diversity of opinion on the Earth's age

[Jonah @stoleaballoon]

@AngryDingo @ZacksJerryRig @karolineleavitt For no reason? Brother her job is literally to lie to the public constantly. If we can't hate the press secretary then who the hell can we hate?

[Cuck Liddell @c0ck_l3snar]

I wish more Chinese generals made delicious chicken and rice dishes

[Image Every May 9 @May9Image]

any. new bags yo’ure working on @Ziploc

[Isaac Saul @Ike_Saul]

The actor Ben Stiller, a diehard Knicks fan, posted about the Knicks winning a basketball game yesterday. Thousands of people, including a sitting member of Congress, think he was cheering on a failed (!) assassination attempt. This website rots your brain.

[JT @jiratickets]

The plan?