Floridian not Florida Man

Liberal. Small business owner. Trickle down economics is a scam. Against the death penalty except in cases involving animal abuse. Fuck those people.

[Floridian not Florida Man @JacobW514]

@ThatMattOBrien @OwenBenjamin “With the internet giving access to all information to the entire world, we are headed into an era of enlightenment”. My eighth grade science teacher. Where the fuck did we go wrong?

[Floridian not Florida Man @JacobW514]

@steveschale Incredibly athletic swing for 65. Still an absolute player

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@KaladinFree

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@mschlapp I assume you prefer a closet.

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@JillaneKent Completely agree. I’ve never understood how people can just dump a pet like that. You see it through to the end.

[Devin Nunes’ cow 🐮 @DevinCow]

@DonaldJTrumpJr Making license plates already?

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@RealJacobPerry Rocking that upside down pineapple and can’t even get the old perverts to show interest.

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@RealJacobPerry So is there no such thing as veto-proof in Florida?

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@PeterSchorschFL @RonDeSantis Maybe he could even stop off in florida for a few days and work out why my property insurance is as high as my mortgage. No claims ever and not in a high risk area.

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@MSarelson @ZackStrength Yep, but I retired both. Just too old to deadlift☹️

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This is so epically fucking stupid. This is a Birds Eye view of just how fucking dumb Magats are.

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@RealJacobPerry Or orange blossom trail in Orlando? Or west Miami? Or one of the ten thousand decrepit trailer parks in the panhandle?? Pudding fingers is a dick.

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@yashar I’ll file this under “not surprised”.

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@JSalama5 But but then they wouldn’t get all the “gifts”.

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@Brandenemiller @DianeBernaerts @BElverhoi He wouldn’t buy the cow when I’m sure the milk is already free

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Damn…

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@MSarelson That would be the saddest sissy fight of all time. I’ll pay 10k if they’ll let me in to fight both. The world needs these two to catch a reality check.

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@FactsAboutTexas Cowboy boots are high heels for guys. If you aren’t riding a horse it’s practically drag.