Jared 🧐

Large land-dwelling mammal w/ full use of opposable thumbs & an innate ability to use tools. Will talk politics. TS% and EFG are scam stats used by grifters.

[Brian Allen @allenanalysis]

BREAKING: A mother who previously claimed on RFK Jr.‘s Children’s Health Defense podcast that vaccines killed her 18-month-old twins has now been charged with their murders.

[Jared 🧐 @Jae_Tha_Truth]

@ftank58 Morey is currently unemployed

[Jared 🧐 @Jae_Tha_Truth]

@MCUsuperfan @3randyn It's also obvious that didn't happen

[BrickCenter @BrickCenter_]

Jaylen Brown spent all summer calling Embiid a flopper

Now they’re teammates 😭😭

[Jared 🧐 @Jae_Tha_Truth]

@hpgszn "Celtics have always been better [without their Finals MVP]." Okay bud...

[Jared 🧐 @Jae_Tha_Truth]

@kmedved Dafuq is Darko?

[Jared 🧐 @Jae_Tha_Truth]

What if he is the smartest guy in the room, though?

[Fullcourtpass @Fullcourtpass]

People in the NBA believe Jaylen Brown has a "disease" where he thinks he’s the smartest person in the room, per @colincowherd

“I had two NBA sources … two people in the league, one an executive, one a scout, say that Jaylen Brown has — it’s a disease. He suddenly thinks he’s the smartest guy in every room he’s in ... You make a lot of money, suddenly you’re absolutely sure, you don’t wanna listen to your bosses, you don’t wanna listen to consultants, you don’t wanna listen to teammates.”

(Via @volumebball, h/t @TheNBABase)

[Jared 🧐 @Jae_Tha_Truth]

One very noticeable "teammate" absent

[ESPN Cleveland @ESPNCleveland]

The 2016 Cavs recreated The Hangover after the reunion 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[Jared 🧐 @Jae_Tha_Truth]

@MidFanEnergy @KevinOConnor Narrator: He was indeed, "that dense"

[Jared 🧐 @Jae_Tha_Truth]

@KevinOConnor Veteran leadership is nothing, apparently

[Jared 🧐 @Jae_Tha_Truth]

LET'S FUCKING GGGGOOOOOOOOOO

[Shams Charania @ShamsCharania]

BREAKING: The Memphis Grizzlies are trading two-time NBA All-Star Ja Morant to the Portland Trail Blazers for Jerami Grant and Kris Murray, sources tell ESPN.

[Jared 🧐 @Jae_Tha_Truth]

@HeyRohhit Hard pass

[Jared 🧐 @Jae_Tha_Truth]

@gehrenbergdfs They're banking on Phoenix to continue being a trash heap of a franchise, which honestly, is a pretty savvy move given how Matt Ishbia has run the team. That 2033 pick could be massive, and this is a solid return for Bridges, who is already washed.

[Jared 🧐 @Jae_Tha_Truth]

@Pay_Troll_Toll For both sides too haha

[Jared 🧐 @Jae_Tha_Truth]

Kawhi likely has one more ring if he had just stayed in Toronto. Also wouldn't have forced LAC to give up their franchise and help build OKC's dynasty for Paul George. Oh, what could have been..

[SportsCenter @SportsCenter]

"The Clippers and the Raptors are seriously engaged in trade talks surrounding Kawhi Leonard."

@ShamsCharania details Kawhi potentially returning to Toronto 🍿

[Jared 🧐 @Jae_Tha_Truth]

@Bro_fessorX The second stat is meaningless

[Shams Charania @ShamsCharania]

Nine-year NBA veteran Malik Beasley has been indicted on federal charges for gambling related to a sports betting scheme, such as point shaving and prop bets, his attorney Steve Haney tells ESPN. The government is coordinating a voluntary surrender of Beasley this week.

[Jared 🧐 @Jae_Tha_Truth]

@Underdog Well done

[Jared 🧐 @Jae_Tha_Truth]

@Thefactsdude Is this an AI video complaining about AI? His lips don't sync up with what he's saying..