Jake Callery

Web developer and creative coder with 8+ years experience in a wide range of technologies for both front end and back end development.

[rashiq @rashiq]

I reverse engineered mcdonald's internal api and I'm currently placing an order worth $18,752 every minute at every mcdonald's in the US to figure out which locations have a broken ice cream machine

https://t.co/2KsRwAdrMd

[Jake Callery @JakeCallery]

@TheQuillyWilly @kiaran_ritchie Hey Ben! This is awesome to hear! Congratulations on establishing yourself in the game industry. Well played!

[Tess Machling @Tess_Machling]

But mostly I think it's because, in teeny tiny punch marks no more than 1mm wide, we can see humanity.

We can get the teeniest tiniest insight into the lives of goldsmiths who - despite working c. 2300 years ago - really weren't that different to us.... 😊

[Pat Guarino @Patorama]

Video game certification is just several hundred exhausted devs trying to figure out the exact definition of the word 'significantly'

[Final Space @FinalSpace]

Incoming transmission............1 D A Y !!!!!! Tell friends. Tell your mama. Tell your sister. Tell Lulu down at the salon. Tell Welsey with the watermelon shaped head. @adultswim 11:30pm June 24th

[Dog Solution @DogSolutions]

sun set, on many civelitation through history. but doeg? it always rise... dog eternal

[Ben Orenstein @r00k]

What I thought we were building:

a SOFTWARE company

What we're actually building:

a software COMPANY

[dustin Couch @Dustinkcouch]

nasa employee: oh hey u guys are back early

astronaut: moon's haunted

nasa employee: what?

astronaut: *loading a pistol and getting back on the rocket-ship* moon's haunted

[Scott Lynch @scottlynch78]

"Your princess is in another castle."

[DHH @dhh]

We're happy pacifists at Basecamp. No interest in CONQUERING markets, no interest in CAPTURING customers, no interest in DEFEATING the competition. The language of war is how businesses justify the vile. The @reworkpodcast dives in. https://t.co/xLeqAxcRtG

[m@thew @TweetPotato314]

cop: are you sure your identity’s been stolen

: very

[Brenan Keller @brenankeller]

A QA engineer walks into a bar. Orders a beer. Orders 0 beers. Orders 99999999999 beers. Orders a lizard. Orders -1 beers. Orders a ueicbksjdhd.

First real customer walks in and asks where the bathroom is. The bar bursts into flames, killing everyone.

[Lars Klint | 🚜🥑📹 @larsklint]

via @reddit.

[Jake Callery @JakeCallery]

@igorclark Long time no see :). Hope things are going smoothly for you as well!

[SixStringTrucker @MrEd_EVH]

What do you mean I CANNOT put a V8 in a Geo Metro?!?!?

Have you seen my tool box?
Have you seen my beer fridge?

[I Am Devloper @iamdevloper]

[interviewer] any last questions?
> yes, I do. what side projects have *you* been working on?