Jennifer Stevens

[Jennifer Stevens @JakeDaCat]

@Avis @Budget system at @FlyTPA is the most inefficient system I’ve ever seen. Separate (long) lines for budget and Avis yet they randomly call people up from either line. Counters aren’t fully manned yet 2 people just standing watching.

[Jennifer Stevens @JakeDaCat]

Thanks so much @Avis #tampaairort I have now spent more time in line to pick up my car - with a reservation - than I spent actually flying to Florida…. With no end in sight.

[Jennifer Stevens @JakeDaCat]

Maybe Rory started thinking about a winner’s interview with Amanda. #choke #masters

[Jennifer Stevens @JakeDaCat]

Sunny: My dad is an older man.
The dad, looking about 35 years old. #90dayfiancebeforethe90days

[Jennifer Stevens @JakeDaCat]

To anyone reading mystery novels: if a swimming pool is being contemplated, you can be sure someone is buried there and the homeowner will not live to have that hole dug. #mysterynovels #spoileralert

[Jennifer Stevens @JakeDaCat]

@Cencha @justmadrad04 Amazing! I saw her on TV last week! Also I’ll be at the Olympics this summer!

[Jennifer Stevens @JakeDaCat]

@jessicahadwin I wonder if that’s also what they call the bathroom.

[Jennifer Stevens @JakeDaCat]

Wait how was Anali supposed to get to the wedding if everyone with a car and a drivers license was at the church/basketball gym? #90DayFiance @90DayFiance

[Jennifer Stevens @JakeDaCat]

@GolfDigestAU No good. Looks like he’s shown up for his shift to paint the clubhouse.

[Jennifer Stevens @JakeDaCat]

I hope @jessicahadwin makes sure Adam is wearing his credentials if this putt drops. 🍾👮‍♂️

[Saturday Night Live @nbcsnl]

George Washington’s dream for America

[Jennifer Stevens @JakeDaCat]

Did this guy on #sisterwives really just say to him it’s about a woman’s right to choose????????? #irony

[Jennifer Stevens @JakeDaCat]

How OLD is that kid with a pacifier on #sisterwives ??

[Jennifer Stevens @JakeDaCat]

@jessicahadwin My daughter watched All Dogs Go to Heaven at age 5 in 1992 and cried for 3 days straight. She called me in 2007 from college and put her friends on the phone to confirm she still is not allowed to watch that movie (she’s not).

[Jennifer Stevens @JakeDaCat]

Why didn’t Tyray’s sisters go along to the “lounge” as flies on the wall to have his back? #90dayfiancebeforethe90days

[Jennifer Stevens @JakeDaCat]

Seems like Taylor is talking very slowly and answering at the last possible second while he has a lead on #jeopardy … stalling?

[Jennifer Stevens @JakeDaCat]

I feel like something went wrong for the National League #AllStarGame uniforms. The high 5 kids in NL uniforms have grey pants but the players have black pants, which makes no sense with navy jerseys. But the kids in AL uniforms are wearing white pants like the AL players.

[Jennifer Stevens @JakeDaCat]

Announcer just said Corpuz played college golf at USC… “just down the road” from Pebble Beach. That’s a stretch. #getamap #USWomensOpen

[Jennifer Stevens @JakeDaCat]

Brooks Koepka always looks like a teenager who hates to play golf but his dad said he’s not going to waste his natural talent, refuses to let him take art classes and forces him to enter golf tournaments. #PGAChampionship2023 #PGAChampionship #PGAChamp2023 #golf #brookskoepka

[Jennifer Stevens @JakeDaCat]

@maxhoma23 I said the exact same thing to my husband last night. Why not find a big huge guy and just let him sit cross cross applesauce in front of the goal?

[max homa @Maxhoma]

Me, a hockey novice: “why not get a sumo wrestler to be goalie? There’d be no room to get the puck in the goal”

You, a hockey expert: *no logical counter argument*