Le Burns III

Offending delicate sensibilities since 2020.

[Le Burns III @JakeELee25]

@RayeCharles @essendonfc Can we prioritise the win? I need one too. Then holiday, Prosecco and a massage.

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@JamesLowrie24 @CharlieDons Eating through a straw for two weeks will do that to you. Or captaining the Essendon football club. 😂

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@3AWisfootball @PatrickRyen Good shout, I think he would be really good as an external voice.

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@Shayno63 @WizardEnjoyer5 Haha, yes. Cop that.

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@SilentGhost263 And if they aren’t fit, don’t pick them.

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@SilentGhost263 Might explain a downturn in form….maybe.

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@Carteagle @EdPascoe_Draft Talk shit, get upper cut.

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@Carteagle @EdPascoe_Draft Laugh it up chuckles. You will be calling yourself the Hawthorn Demons when you do bottom out. It will happen, hopefully while Mitchell is still at the wheel.

[Le Burns III @JakeELee25]

@DetroitLemons99 Explain why it will be less? They want him, we don’t have to sell. Multiple clubs might make a play for Merrett. We hold all the cards in the situation. You need to stop suckling at the tit of the mainstream AFL media.

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@Carteagle @EdPascoe_Draft I hand on heart hope you merge with Melbourne next time you hit the skids and go through a downturn. We all know what happens at Hawthorn when things get tough.

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@MultiCamSitcom Heh, funny. I’m thinking about flagging the word “Hird” on here.

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@liam_st2 Are Sqwarkthorn trying to put down a royal flush with two 9’s, a Jack, a 3 and a 5 again?

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@BigBirdsBigGame Do you need to be reminded of the Eagles track record with drugs? I’m available if needed.

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@DetroitLemons99 It boils down to this very simple point that’s likely hard for you to comprehend - for Hawthorn to get the elite talent they wanted, they had to find a top ten pick. They couldn’t do that, so we kept Merrett to his contract. All the pissy picks they offered weren’t worth it.

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@DetroitLemons99 You can thank me later for enlightening you in this subject. You were clearly ignorant on the facts of the matter. Could have saved you the wasted three paragraphs you spend on your nonsense post.

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@MarkGottlieb @edmwel Well I will back up EW. That’s your two mates, if you really have them - highly doubt it, against us two. You take is spurious and based on fuck all Mark. Most Essendon people support Hird’s return. Back into your hole to come up with more shit takes.

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@danbrettig Pat Cummins - I’m on the IPL gravy train and couldn’t give two hoots what happens in domestic Australian cricket. Get on the best way you can!

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@PrinceISname Yeah, don’t hold your breath for it to happen to us.