Miserable Cowboys Fan

I was born in Dallas 5 min after Dallas won their last Super Bowl, every minute of my life has been failure.

[Miserable Cowboys Fan @JakeEpson]

Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
Jerry,
Find a new fucking coach

#cowgirls

[Miserable Cowboys Fan @JakeEpson]

@codyghosthost Mayonnaise. There I said it, mayo and fries is fucking bomb… come at me 😤

[Miserable Cowboys Fan @JakeEpson]

@OpalisArt @Based5656 It’s just art but if he did lose it frankly would just build him a automail cyborg arm like full metal alchemist

[Miserable Cowboys Fan @JakeEpson]

@W_D_Luffy @Geo_AW3 *goat

[Miserable Cowboys Fan @JakeEpson]

@blurayangel Imagine in Spider-Man 4 we find out Tobey ended up with Ursula not Mj lol 😂

[Miserable Cowboys Fan @JakeEpson]

@blurayangel That or just have a movie of him bullying everybody would be a masterpiece

[Miserable Cowboys Fan @JakeEpson]

@blurayangel think he already played the role of mentor to a young Spiderman to Toms in no way home. So I think it would be incredible to just have a movie focused on him older with like some really crazy villain. The emotional struggles of tobeys Spider-Man in an older version would be great

[Miserable Cowboys Fan @JakeEpson]

@PFF_College It’s better to trade draft picks for proven players then draft rookies

[Miserable Cowboys Fan @JakeEpson]

@LateKickJosh 2000s. Multiple simultaneous dynasties across every conference. From Miami and Florida to USC and Texas and others. Plus 2007 was probably the craziest year in all of college football. More upsets that year then I can ever remember every week was a new number 1 and 2. Plus Kansas

[Miserable Cowboys Fan @JakeEpson]

@frohnonamf @JasonKirell Yes, I have pre existing medical conditions that would have made this road impossible and millions with student loans are the same. But also there are tons of reasons outside of just not medically qualifying why this rout isn’t available to slot of people. Oh and it’s gov funded

[Miserable Cowboys Fan @JakeEpson]

@ScooterMagruder

[DavesFreshlyUsed @DavesFreshlyUsd]

@ScooterMagruder

[Miserable Cowboys Fan @JakeEpson]

@BalladofJohnnyX @ScooterMagruder They are technically a real band though even if a parody one. They make actual banger music

[Miserable Cowboys Fan @JakeEpson]

@TheHusayn Looney Toons back in Action starring Brendan Fraser is a cinema masterpiece

[Miserable Cowboys Fan @JakeEpson]

@Digiordep Gay clown chews gum while fisherman kid goes to milk stores to find dad.

[Miserable Cowboys Fan @JakeEpson]

@ritx79 Aggie villain^

[Miserable Cowboys Fan @JakeEpson]

@Sooners_B12C As a Texas fan if I see one tween or report about how we are “back” or a potential “dark horse playoff team” I’m gonna freaking lose it. Everyone needs to shut up til we can beat Kansas and go bowl eligible

[Won’t Delete This Until OU Scores @Doc_Texas]

God is testing me

[Miserable Cowboys Fan @JakeEpson]

@HallAgiye Imagine being a reporter and going through all your connections to breaking a story like this only for the main person involved to tweet it’s fucking bullshit lol 😂

[Miserable Cowboys Fan @JakeEpson]

@RedditCFB This one fact is providing @RedditCFB with material throughout the entire off-season lol