Jacob Harman

Writer. Poet. Singer Songwriter. Pizza Eater. Now Living A Smoke Free Life.

[Jacob Harman @JakeHarmz]

@PCLeftovers I would like to submit a #MichaelCannonMashup A giant ape is brought from his home to New York. After seeing how bad humans can be, he relocates to Maine and writes horror books. Stephen King Kong.

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@bonjourxrenae I have the power of God and Anime on my side! (Aka my twitter usage)

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@VW My Cabrio saved my life on Monday. I’ll miss her dearly, but I walked away. Thank you for making such great cars, I’m a customer for life.

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@notaxation Wearing my new favorite shirt from Decloration Clothing, thanks for suggesting such an awesome product!

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It's #ReadABookDay and we're celebrating! Follow us & RT this post for a chance to win this awesome book bundle!!

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@FinnDeetscreek @NerdP0rn *foul

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@FinnDeetscreek @NerdP0rn Your fowl language is the best too

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@FinnDeetscreek @NerdP0rn

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@FinnDeetscreek @NerdP0rn You and Nate haha

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@NerdP0rn @FinnDeetscreek when youre hitting your vape and nerd porn makes a vape joke. #vapeception

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@shannonpurser It was awesome meeting you today! Thanks for being my plaid shirt friend!

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@RangerCommandPH My dad is a union steward (hes built submarines for 47 years), the union has saved a lot of his friends. Same concept here. Unionize.

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@PCLeftovers @dollfacerebekah What if BB doesn't save the girl, and her death motivates him to do better with Sam?

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@trekkieb47 Im a competition shooter who had to find a new range, because of the lingo some people were so casually throwing around. Makes me sick.

[Rose McIver @imrosemciver]

The "It was almost a strike"

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@RangerCommandPH Photos! Like when Paulie stole my phone and took a selfie, so much fun! He and Narvy are the best, most kind dudes out there.

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@trekkieb47 @thetg17 Awesome news! Congrats!

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@shannonpurser Hopefully we'll be saying the same thing when you get to become Squirrel Girl!

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@PlinaGanucheau Fantastic!

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@shannonpurser Furious 7. I got weepy watching Paul drive away.