Jacob Elliott

Why ask why? Try Bud Dry! Tenet is a 10/10 movie.

[Jacob Elliott @2shedds]

@ThatJunkman AotC rated higher than TPM is criminal.

[Django Gold @django]

watching Indiana Jones for the first time, do archaeologists typically kill this many people?

[Everything Price Sufferer (but especially eggs) @agraybee]

I wish current Star Wars stuff didn't take so much material from a 900-episode children's cartoon I'm never going to watch.

[Jacob Elliott @2shedds]

@poe_collector Ahhhh my bad. I tapped out because my wife had mansions and my dudes were sleeping on the ground. I play by watching her now lol.

[Jacob Elliott @2shedds]

@TomPollins @dead_baseball @jason_pontin Not at all, why would it?

[Jacob Elliott @2shedds]

@TomPollins @dead_baseball @jason_pontin So you always knew you were being disingenuous with your reply?

[Jacob Elliott @2shedds]

@elonmusk Did you see it already? Odd to feel this strongly about it if you haven’t.

[jake @ItsMeJakeJ]

A legendary run of albums btw #MiddleOfNowhere @KaceyMusgraves

[Arklay Embers @ArklayEmbers]

Today has shown just how clueless and brain dead alot of Resident Evil "fans" actually are. It's pathetic that there are people crying about there being snow in the new movie, or complaining about it being an original character and story instead of a 1:1 adaptation. (1/6)

[(っ◔◡◔)っ ♥ connor ♥ @estradiologist]

got a scam call where the guy asked if I had recently bought ~3k worth of amazon gift cards and I said "yep that was me" so fast he started laughing 😭 he couldn't get through the rest of the prompt without laughing more

[Jacob Elliott @2shedds]

@kwameKwamzz I thought he was very clearly making fun of Kill Tony.

[MP Arizona☀️🏳️‍🌈💙🌵🐕🐕‍🦺🫂💦🏜🐟🌴🎙🌎🌻♍️🌊 @AzPetrich]

This is my favorite scene from The Bible.

[Wong Updates @WongUpdates]

Phil Lord and Chris Miller say ‘BEYOND THE SPIDER-VERSE’ will be the first PowerPoint movie.

“We overworked our animators to literal death. So now the movie will be 1 frame every 10 seconds with a sick transition.”

[Jacob Elliott @2shedds]

JJJ never delivers fake news. Thanks for your true journalism.

[J. Jonah Jameson @JustthefactsJJ]

Brand New Day? A Brand New Day to do what??? Out yourself out as a CREEP!!!!! Look at this poster! Close-up of that masked menace’s face, those empty lenses… and what’s he doing? SPYING. STALKING. LEERING at an innocent young woman like some kind of web-slinging peeping tom!!!!!

[Fesshole🧻 @fesshole]

I assumed most guys masturbated to Miss Piggy growing up in the late 1970s and early 1980s; having mentioned this to friends down the pub; it turns out I was very very mortifyingly wrong.

[kirbyglow @Kirbyglow]

Kirby rolling in😍🤣

By: hakerju74

[Kelly @Kelly__le]

Wanna feel old?

Jonathan Taylor Thomas is 64 years old.

[Wezz 🌈 @ikbenwezz]

He has risen! Happy Easter!

[Kristi Yamaguccimane @TheWapplehouse]

Me: this edible ain’t shit

Me, 15 minutes later: