Jake Merchant

🟩🟨GMU🟨🟩 | Northern Virginia/DC | 🧩Asperger’s🧩| Certified AF Brat |💲Praise the almighty Dollar💲| 🫥I have no soul.🫥

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@Badboy1B The Jeep LOCKED IN.

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@Pirat_Nation Halo, and I mean the OG Bungie games.

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@sammychrise So, I have to get $27mil of stuff and either sell it or give it away in 30 days, while giving a mil-&-a-half to charity, and blowing another mil-&-a-half at a casino or something.

No problem.

I’ll just buy a bunch of Phalanx CIWS systems and give them to Ukraine.

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@nogulagsagain “Ive never said this, but don’t swallow.”

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@AMAZlNGNATURE A fully grown male polar bear.

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@foxes_in_love He just like me frfr

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@GunloverClub1 Canik Mete SF

-an intellectual

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@starwars @DisneyPlus Why is there a 7?

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@elonmusk @DOGE I wouldn’t like you to just audit the IRS.

I’d you to GET RID OF the IRS altogether.

Or at the very least, replace it with something that’s more acceptable to We the Taxpayers.

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@MikeRGlenn @WashTimes It’s easy to be good at money management when you’re a bunch of cheap-ass crayon-munchers who wouldn’t know the finer things in life if they put a boot up your ass.

-AF brat.

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@spinitbackzed Bakugan

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@AMAZlNGNATURE “Get rotated, bitch”

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@GigaBasedDad Lotta wrestling

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@GunloverClub1 So the lesson here is that “cheap” $200 NV optics are perfectly fine for most practical home defense situations.

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@Rothmus Halo 3

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@wiseconnector Y N N Y N Y Y Y Y Y

70

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@wiseconnector Neighborhood cocktail dinner party.

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@TheFigen_ “No matter how tender, how exquisite��a husky will remain a husky.”

-Aldia, Scholar of the First Sin

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@Rothmus Nah, Gal Gadot is based, and Kevin Hart is funny.

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