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[Alex Armstrong @Alexarmstrong]

Very quiet today @SadiqKhan

[Linus ✦ Ekenstam @LinusEkenstam]

I was skeptical, but now I’m completely convinced. Fencing will become super popular due to this one very particular improvement to the sport.

“Sword tip visualization” It’s going to debut at the summer olympics.

Every single duel will look like a bloody lightsaber fight

[Lu for Alaska @luinalaska]

This needs the triple threat of cold OJ, ice water, and hot coffee. All of them. Stay hydrated.

[camilo @AscendedYield]

what if he comes on a small boat?

[Gall-IBF @MGallIBF]

Well done wee man 👏👏👏

[doomer @uncledoomer]

there comes a time in every crazy ass white boys life when he feels a compulsion to go to japan, as strongly as salmon feel they must swim upriver

[will defries @willdefries]

“harmony line” is elite verbiage here

[Rupert Lowe MP @RupertLowe10]

@JonathanPieNews I’m an MP dipshit.

[Historic Vids @historyinmemes]

A McDonald's ashtray from the 1980s. These were the days.

[Cllr Rhys Benjamin 🏳️‍🌈🇬🇧 @RhysBenjamin]

I’m 27.
I’m single.
I have a modest income.
I have a Plan 2 student loan repayment.
I have a LISA.
I had to move back in with parents after University and I’m still there.
I don’t claim benefits.
I save.

And according to Rachel Thieves, I’m fair game to be taxed until I squeak.

[Garcia @GarciaCap]

Imagine being a member of an uncontacted tribe and you look up to see this

[Jerry Beansprout @jerrybaglover]

alright guys what did i miss

[Definitely Nick @other_st_nick]

I would betray every single one of you for Anne Hathaway

[The British Patriot @TheBritLad]

🚨BREAKING: 528 arrests made at 'Unite the Kingdom' march in London:

- 268 for drugs
- 85 for weapons
- 74 for violent crime
- 59 for police assaults
- 33 for sexual offences
- 9 for robbery

The Met also seized 11 firearms and 40 knives.

**JUST KIDDING*** , this was Notting Hill Carnival 2025

@MayorofLondon @ShabanaMahmood

[Cllr Todd Ferguson @ToddFergusonNAA]

BBC Reporting:

Unite the Kingdom — 26 arrests

versus

Notting Hill Carnival — 528 arrests

If you can’t see the problem with the MSM spin, there’s something seriously wrong. Utterly deplorable.

Time to #DefundTheBBC.

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

It has indeed come to this

[Ben @BenStrodder]

Thought this was worth sharing 😭

#hcafc

[Marwood @Marwood_PostLib]

1996 was the year.

- Pint of beer £1.70
- Average house £69k
- Net Immigration 50k
- Debt to GDP 42%
- The Euros
- No political correctness

[Queen Natalie 👑 @TheNorfolkLion]

Susan hall puts Sadiq Kahn in his place 👏🏻 snivelling little rat got told.

[s @serotonen]

how do u not know ball