Jacob Foster

Most likely rootin and/or also tootin

[Jacob Foster @JakeWithThaCake]

@vancampen62 @Danny_Heifetz Lmao, cry more

[Jacob Foster @JakeWithThaCake]

@bogtrinkets On my Phineas Gage shit

[Shaun Johnson @ShyBucketGetter]

If I got cursed by an ancient evil I’d honestly just grind harder

[Jacob Foster @JakeWithThaCake]

No one is talking about the doing closing tasks to drinking a beer pipeline

[s*d @06fordexplorer]

your honor it was not a HIPAA violation i was simply BeingReal

[Jacob Foster @JakeWithThaCake]

If you’ve ever caused a wreck on a major highway you deserve prison time

[Will Sennett @Senn_Spud]

{my mouth isn’t moving but somehow you can hear me perfectly} Closer came out 6 years ago today

[lil stinker @superlameballs]

if you see me pecking seed and grubs out your front lawn.......no u didn't 😂

[Will Sennett @Senn_Spud]

Message to my best friend from childhood: Hey brother. I just did the math and I really don’t think I’ll be able to afford to fly out for your wedding. I feel awful. I hope you can forgive me.

Message to Etsy vendor selling Master Chief Keef t shirt for $300: Whats up legend

[Zack Bornstein @ZackBornstein]

Guns are banned at Trump’s speech at the NRA convention tomorrow bc they know that’s the only way to prevent a shooting

[NBC News @NBCNews]

Texas Gov. Abbott says the Uvalde school shooter had a "mental health challenge" and the state needed to "do a better job with mental health" — yet in April he slashed $211M from the department that oversees mental health programs. https://t.co/psXFaffu4q

[Timothy Burke @bubbaprog]

They're blaming this on mental illness, which is of course not the issue, but let's say it was. Republicans blocked mental health care for 1,432,900 Texans that would have cost the state zero dollars. They were offered coverage for 1.4 million people, free, and rejected it.

[Oklahoma Department of Wildlife Conservation @OKWildlifeDept]

prepare for hot girl summer by getting your

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[Dr. Amy, Psy.D. @DrAmyPsyD]

When I say, "Does that make sense?", it's not because I don't think you're smart. It's because I think that I am incoherent.

[WBR @W_B_Rick]

Worst fan bases of all time (ranked)

1. Elon Musk
2. The Green Bay Packers
3. Rick and Morty
4. KPop
5. Catholicism

[Evan Molloy @Turn_Rake13]

Dominoes: “Would you like to complete your order with a molten lava cake for $3.99?”

[Jacob Foster @JakeWithThaCake]

Another day another tuna sandwich

[coolgirlonline @coolgirl0nline]

men act insane bc they aren’t eating sandwiches on steel beams anymore