Jake Mahnken

I travel for work… so likely all you will see is tweets expressing my anger towards various airlines, hotels and car rental companies

[Jake Mahnken @Jake_Mahnken]

@Krista517 @united @FAANews I feel this. Started at 4:50PM for me, still no clear answers and no gate

[Jake Mahnken @Jake_Mahnken]

@united we have been stuck on the tarmac for 5 hours at EWR… this is a massive @FAANews violation.

You need to get more creative, no gates is not a satisfactory excuse. You should be busing people to the terminal at this point.

[Jake Mahnken @Jake_Mahnken]

@MaraMazzoni @united @FAANews My 25 minute in the air flight sure turned into a disaster 😅

[Jake Mahnken @Jake_Mahnken]

American Airlines Captain: “Good morning folks; we are about ready to go, just had to have maintenance tighten a few bolts and we will be set”

Ummmm excuse me? @AmericanAir all I’m saying is this doesn’t happen on @united

Monday morning air scaries 🫣

[Jake Mahnken @Jake_Mahnken]

Normal my ass. Noon… nothing about this was normal. Do better DEN

[Denver Int'l Airport @DENAirport]

DETAILS FROM TODAY.

We greatly appreciate our employees for assisting our travelers during this incident, and thank our travelers for their patience during the outage.

[Jake Mahnken @Jake_Mahnken]

@balloonfiesta can we store a scooter at the bike valet service?

[Jake Mahnken @Jake_Mahnken]

@singletary Damn! Mine still shows the 25th! I literally ordered :03 this morning. Hopefully mine is just a delayed update.

[Jake Mahnken @Jake_Mahnken]

@singletary Same, the weird thing is if I go back through to buy another one it shows a launch day delivery. Gotta be a glitch

[Jake Mahnken @Jake_Mahnken]

@united I got over 250 flights on you guys in the last 4 years. And this hands down was the most unprofessional captain I’ve ever dealt with. I think a little more than 20 useless dollars is needed here.

[Jake Mahnken @Jake_Mahnken]

Soooo @CUBuffs are we gonna unretire that jersey…. Retiring a jersey and slipping to round 2 or 3… is diabolical 😂

[Jake Mahnken @Jake_Mahnken]

Just sat across from @DeionSanders on my American flight and this man hid so well I didn’t realize it was him until we stood up. Dammit I coulda used some prime time life tips for that two hour flight 😂 coach if you’d have ordered snacks your voice woulda given you away.

[Jake Mahnken @Jake_Mahnken]

@united where the planes are so old we use coffee cups as light covers… may be the craziest thing I’ve ever seen in my 250+ flights with you all. United CEO, Scott Kirby, maybe you need to lower your bonuses buddy 😂😅😂

[Jake Mahnken @Jake_Mahnken]

Remember when @BarackObama was POTUS he addressed the nation fairly often with updates, sometimes even when everything was going “fine”…. I just find it odd that @POTUS seems to be staying silent in the midst of the most unrest this country has seen in ages.

[Jake Mahnken @Jake_Mahnken]

@MorganWallen court appearance over him throwing a chair is getting more air time than Diddy lists, Jay-Z or Epstein. It’s literally comical 😅

Now I just need a sassy @elonmusk response 🤣😂

[Jake Mahnken @Jake_Mahnken]

@ColumbusCupKidd Yes; I got in after 3.5 hours of buffering. I got my PPL and was testing for the commercial one when it crashed. Probably 2 hours of game time and now waiting again.

[Jake Mahnken @Jake_Mahnken]

@ScottDoesRadio @Verizon Down in Denver, CO iPhone

[Jake Mahnken @Jake_Mahnken]

@ShantiShane108 @VerizonNews My 16 pro Max id also the same still. I randomly get service and then immediately goes back away.

[Jake Mahnken @Jake_Mahnken]

This #verizonoutage is shit. Get your act together @Verizon it’s 2024…. We only all rely on cell service and WiFi to operate our lives

[Jake Mahnken @Jake_Mahnken]

Extra thankful today that I didn’t marry into a turkey trot family.

Cheers to cinnamon rolls, football games, copious amounts of food and no running!

Happy Thanksgiving 🍁

[Jake Mahnken @Jake_Mahnken]

Single digits until we are out of this country for our honeymoon! Can’t wait to have a break from reality with my best friend in life!