Jake Hofmann

oppo guy | app state alum, nc native, hanging in vermont

[Nikolaj🇺🇦🇵🇸 @nikicaga]

Normal Republican nominees: Taxes Trump woke Trump border MAGA

Colorado GOP Subplot

[Massachusetts Democratic Party @MassDems]

This you?

[aezzie !! ♂ @AezzieUwU]

Swing district Republicans after seeing the internal poll numbers:

[314 Action @314action]

🗳️ It's primary day! It's time to vote for:

🔵 @audreydenney for #CA01
🔵@DrPanMD for #CA06
🔵 @DrJasmeetBains for #CA22
🔵 @BohannanIowa for #IA01
🔵 @drtinashahnj for #NJ07
🔵 @HamawyForNJ for #NJ12

We need their data-driven leadership in Congress now more than ever.

[Pat Dennis @patdennis]

i saw somebody say "winning isn't everything" re the senate and, i just want to say explicitly that winning is everything re: the senate

[Jake Hofmann @Jakebhofmann]

chatgpt can you tell me where the hell my wallet is

[Jake Hofmann @Jakebhofmann]

bestie yes

[Organizermemes @OrganizerMemes]

A lot of yall do not hate republicans enough

[Jake Hofmann @Jakebhofmann]

"democrat staffer"

[Newsweek @Newsweek]

Democrat staffer Paulina Mangubat has been identified after the party’s X account insulted Stephen Miller. https://t.co/v0FlFUW8im

[Organizermemes @OrganizerMemes]

The two cruelest people Alive pearlclutching

[Jake Hofmann @Jakebhofmann]

@impoliticeye @FrankTheRizzo @jimgeraghty bro is schizo posting over not knowing how website registration works

[Jake Hofmann @Jakebhofmann]

@FrankTheRizzo @impoliticeye @jimgeraghty brother what are you talking about the satire website is right here https://t.co/wb5e2HdYiV

[Jordanreviewsittt @jordanreviewsit]

His 3 day weekend is over. Stop the rain and make it sunny for the work week

[Yesterday's Print @yesterdaysprint]

The Topeka Daily Capital, Kansas, May 21, 1904

[Pat Dennis @patdennis]

No kings

[Jake Hofmann @Jakebhofmann]

missing forest for the trees, etc etc

[Aaron Rupar @atrupar]

JD Vance argues that Democrats don't actually believe in "No Kings" because they didn't protest King Charles 🥴🥴🥴

[skylar @skyglorp]

Valid TA four paragraph crashout about our essay papers

[Everything Price Sufferer (but especially eggs) @agraybee]

I didn't know Helen of Troy could generate so much conflict.

[Jake Hofmann @Jakebhofmann]

"it's a paradigm, right?" no, it is not.

[Jake Hofmann @Jakebhofmann]

there was a dude in one of my film classes who called everything a paradigm and I could see my professor cringe every time he said it

[yuuii @yuuiichive]

There was a Guy in my class this semester who kept using the word ontologically wrong and one day my professor finally broke and said “Ontologically can be a tricky word to use so don’t feel like you have to” and then the guy stopped showing up for classes entirely

[Jake Hofmann @Jakebhofmann]

bro has never heard of othello

[AnechoicMedia @AnechoicMedia_]

Inadvertently shown here is all promoted black stories are about blackness. Every black hero is defined by advocating for their race, not being a great general or explorer for black civilization etc. Only whites can be "recast" because only whites have stories with characters.