Mr. Jokab

Hallo. Ich bin der Jakob! Ich trinke jetzt Wasser und geh spazieren, ist das nicht schön?

Squid/Game

[moose 🐦‍🔥 @usermooseontwt]

the world is cooked because why are we calling this “Wicked” instead of Cosmo and Wanda

[Ashley Reese @offbeatorbit]

Ever since I saw someone say they thought the goy part of goyslop was a combo of gay and soy, I’ve been wondering how many other people have no idea what the fuck they’re saying half the time.

[golden 🌼 DELTARUNE SPOILERS @goldensflowers]

adhd is so funny why am i procrastinating playing a video game. that i want to play

[♡ @sajz3zo]

you caught the tomato at a very albanian time in its life

[Mr. Jokab @Jakyboy_17]

@Ixions42 @Hotjewsinuarea @Lil_Luna_IRL @hering_david Pigs team up with humans

[Mr. Jokab @Jakyboy_17]

@Hotjewsinuarea @Lil_Luna_IRL @hering_david Did you read the fucking book

[Robert Willacker @derWillacker]

In meiner Nachbarschaft wurde vor rund acht Wochen eine Verkehrsinsel umgestaltet und im Zuge dessen auch ein neues Schild aufgestellt wo vorher keines war. Soeben hat es zum fünften mal jemand umgefahren.

[Jacob @Yostemitewater]

nvm

[ralph 🏳️‍🌈 @TheRocketRalph]

bethesda: indiana jones historically doesn’t like nazis

conservatives: clearly this is a jab at charlie kirk

what did they mean by this

[Ari Drennen @AriDrennen]

The "evidence" the tabloid media has of the claim that the alleged shooter's alleged roommate is allegedly transgender is two-year-old TikTok video where the roommate used a filter to look like a female anime character. Trash media is trash.

[Nihal | نهال @nihalist___]

congrats to the British state on making Banksy not cringe

[COCO @TWOTIMESABITCH]

according to psychology people who often talk to themselves build fake scenarios and have full conversations in their heads often assume it’s normal. but in reality, it’s a form of self regulation, away to process emotions when there’s no one who truly understands them. 1/5

[Mr. Jokab @Jakyboy_17]

Braunschlag ist österreichisches Fight Club

[Fisted Away @fistedaway]

WOOOOAH

[🩷💜💙 🍉OTTERBOY 𝐯𝐬 ℋ𝒜𝒞𝒦ℰℛ𝒜🫟🩷🩵💛 @OtterBoy_VA]

The first 10 seconds blow my mind. Is this real life???

[Big Smart F@ggot 🦮 @sodomylover]

Oh so you'd like more DIVERSITY. You want a little EQUITY for male-centric fantasy. Maybe even some INCLUSION for male-centric fantasy.

[MastaMunsta @MunstaMasta]

I have no words

[Morgoth @MorgothsReview]

The song is about how America's elite send off poor white boys to die needlessly in their wars after bamboozling them with faux patriotism btw.

[Mr. Jokab @Jakyboy_17]

@Uncle_Sheo217 @_SomeDude_2 @RulerLangley Backrooms is just another SCP-verse at this point

[the introverted hater @violentlyepic]

replies confirmed 1337 is a dead language… kids cannot automatically read it anymore. i feel old and insane