James May

[James May @James1of1May]

Dear @Tesco looks like you have missed a trick here!
Surely you could have done a Swede, Carrot, Lime Sandwich?

[James May @James1of1May]

@NoContextHumans Love Island!

[James May @James1of1May]

@BRITs @samsmith He was warned not to fart in his costume!

[James May @James1of1May]

@wilcogeorge @wasattempt_ There was an attempt........

[Science girl @sciencegirl]

This is a lobster (Panulirus ornatus )

📸Image via https://t.co/isA49bUTsg

[James May @James1of1May]

@NoContextBrits Lizz Truss!

[I❤️Nostalgia '𝕏' @Ilovenostalgia]

Do you know why?

[Count Binface @CountBinface]

If Matt Hancock would rather go on I'm A Celebrity than serve his constituents while being paid lots of money to be an MP, he should face an immediate by-election. Against me. RT if you agree.

[James May @James1of1May]

@eliistender10 The tory cabinet all singing from the same hymn sheet!

[James May @James1of1May]

@JimMFelton 😂😂😂😂 this tag made me chuckle!

[VeryBritishProblems @SoVeryBritish]

The huge disappointment of asking “what’s for pudding?” and being told there’s a yoghurt in the fridge.

[James May @James1of1May]

@ZippySaturn @fesshole 😂

[VeryBritishProblems @SoVeryBritish]

“I’m not sure I follow” - Translation: What on Earth are you going on about?

[𝓢𝓪𝓷𝓳𝓾 @shr_sanju]

Family photography

[Learn Something @LEARNS0METHlNG_]

An Obsidian stone split in half. Obsidian is a natural volcanic glass formed when lava high in silica cools quickly, preventing crystal growth.

[James May @James1of1May]

@CreatureArena Gymcatstic!

[Gerry McK @GMcK2012]

Not saying Britain has lost the run of itself but they have added queue updates to Eastenders.

#TheQueue

[James Coleman @JimsJams]

Hearing reports of an unofficial second queue being formed on the way to see the Queen lying in state. Locals calling it the 'Queuey 2'. #TheQueue

[Steve Tooze @SteveBTooze]

At last, what Britons have been training for, dreaming of, for centuries. The Queue To End All Queues. The climate crisis is accelerating, we'll be setting fire to our pets to stay warm by Xmas, a Tory sock puppet is PM. But none of that matters now #TheQueue is here!