James

Big, hairy, homosexual and doggie daddy. Tech geek. Dabbles in photography. Banters playfully.

[James @JamesGosnell]

@OccupyDemocrats Alternate Headline: Man on Anabolic Steroids is Very Concerned About Other People Having Unfair Physical Advantages.

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@KarenKilgariff This is why I use Chipotle BBQ body wash.

[James @JamesGosnell]

@KarenKilgariff My bad. I caught him riffling through your purse, but he swore he just needed some sweat proof eyeliner.

[James @JamesGosnell]

@instagram my account was hacked. I went through the video process to regain access and it worked, but because they enabled 2FA, the hacker was able to kick me out and take control again. Now the video verification process stalls when asking for my email. I’m stuck. HELP!

[James @JamesGosnell]

@StevenRayMorris This seems like a great time to bust out the ouija board and just see where the night takes us.

[James @JamesGosnell]

@Fidelity your loan application process is broken and your support is useless. They have me doing the exact same thing that didn’t work for the third time over the course of 20 days. Can someone contact me?

[James @JamesGosnell]

@WendyRogersAZ When did pre-victimizing yourself become Patriotic? Grow up.

[James @JamesGosnell]

@bigbeardiesel 🤤🤤🤤

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@donut_binge If you’re in danger of becoming a wine mom, blink twice.

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@KarenKilgariff The Dinglehopper stealing Mermaids are at it again!

[James @JamesGosnell]

Watch me #TikTok stuff as if I’m still relevant.

https://t.co/yPxIDK23E5

[James @JamesGosnell]

@donut_binge Incidentally, “Who Needs a Boyfriend?” is the name of my Podcast.

[James @JamesGosnell]

Price Philip reportedly ‘not aware that he died already.’

[Page Six @PageSix]

Prince Philip reportedly 'not aware of full extent' of the Harry and Meghan interview https://t.co/DIEmDIzwdA

[James @JamesGosnell]

@Parrow_ Admit it, you only watch for the hot demolition specialists they bring in. That 6’6” blond Norwegian daddy had me like

[James @JamesGosnell]

I’ll admit it. I have a teensy crush on this guy.

[robert jon anderson @R_JonAnderson]

Happy #Caturday. My comments on the Louisiana Republican Congressional delegation voting to their let constituents suffer and die.

[James @JamesGosnell]

@ImNotCreativeRN @GHardstark RIP
The roof of my mouth. They were too good to let them cool.

[James @JamesGosnell]

@GHardstark Wild & Mild Ranch Fritoes helped ease the pain of being an overweight gay kid. Incidentally, they really reinforced the ‘overweight’ part. I don’t think they make them anymore, but I’m certain I’d still NOM the fuck out of them.

[James @JamesGosnell]

@OctopusCaveman @MiikeSnow

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@taylortomlinson Consider doing awful things to other people — then making jokes about that.

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@KarenKilgariff Are you watching Cabin Fever again?