Jameson Jon Stummer the 1st

Live, Love, Laugh

[Jameson Jon Stummer the 1st @JamesonStummer]

“Would you suck a dick for a million dollars?”

[Jameson Jon Stummer the 1st @JamesonStummer]

@ColbyCovMMA @DustinPoirier Sounds like a pretty solid Father’s Day to me

[Hana 🧡💙 @HanaHoops]

Miami Heat bench after trading for Giannis

[Jameson Jon Stummer the 1st @JamesonStummer]

Koolaid pineapples probably make your semen taste like
OOOHHHHH YEAHHH!!!!

[Jameson Jon Stummer the 1st @JamesonStummer]

Thanks Detroit Lions

[Detroit Lions @Lions]

live your life with no regret because tomorrow is not promised

[DoBBy @LargestAdultSon]

i really enjoy the part of manual labor jobs where you watch a coworker gain 60lbs because they are addicted to gas station pizza

[Jameson Jon Stummer the 1st @JamesonStummer]

They would procreate a Dagestani UFC fighter

[Robert Sepehr @robertsepehr]

What would happen if Homo erectus had a child with a modern woman?

[Jameson Jon Stummer the 1st @JamesonStummer]

How bout Deuce Bigalow sucks off the Ayatollah to initiate peacetime conversations instead

[Variety @Variety]

Rob Schneider says the United States “must restore the military draft for our nation’s young people” amid the ongoing war with Iran:

“Being a citizen of the United States gives us unparalleled Freedoms and opportunities that are the envy of the world. However, these Freedoms that we cherish do not come without a cost.”
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[Jameson Jon Stummer the 1st @JamesonStummer]

Whale sounds

[Bryan Johnson @bryan_johnson]

What is your recommended playlist for a 5 gram magic mushroom journey…

[Jameson Jon Stummer the 1st @JamesonStummer]

Doing way too much just be a nurse or some shit smh

[Variety @Variety]

Heidi Klum debuts her costume at her Halloween Celebration in NYC.

[⟠Palis⟠🐍 @palis]

Imagine you’re on a plane and guy next to you busts out a 3 foot tall PC monitor and straps on his keypad kneepads

[Jameson Jon Stummer the 1st @JamesonStummer]

This is why the homeless meth’d out couple you see living under the bridge together have such a strong bond

Ripping crystal together and tweaking out mends all relationship problems

Doesn’t even matter if you have food or a place to stay as long as you have each other and meth

[vittorio @IterIntellectus]

insane to me that MDMA-assisted couples therapy shows effect sizes ~7x stronger than traditional therapy but no one talks about it

[Jameson Jon Stummer the 1st @JamesonStummer]

Caught a bass fishing with my lady and said imagine my wiener was this big

[0x45 @0x45o]

can yall pls tell me the lore behind your profile pictures

[Jameson Jon Stummer the 1st @JamesonStummer]

@blknoiz06 20x leverage fartcoin

[Sora ⍟ @railedbysora]

If you held the McChicken for the past 5 years, you would have outperformed the S&P 500

[⛷️ @4vertz_]

Who tf out there listening to Melvin Ingram

[Roy Wood Jr- Ex Jedi @roywoodjr]

It’s got two settings, Antarctica & Bahamas.
Engine gone rattle like a ‘97 Civic but it ain’t gone fail you. Can’t even hear the TV when it’s on.

[cyn 🪼 @vcnllasky]

How Spanish teachers talk about vosotros

[Jameson Jon Stummer the 1st @JamesonStummer]

5-10 years ago this was a good heads up football play, ED Reed built his empire on this play

[MLFootball @MLFootball]

“DAD, WHAT IS A TARGETING PENALTY?”

This:

[Greg Jennings @GregJennings]

What if I told you there was once something even crazier that happened before??? 🙃

[Betncali @BetnCali]

Time is a flat circle...