James's Housemate

The oft misquoted housemates of a megalomaniac

[James's Housemate @JamessHousemate]

@Fortnums Order #WEB008864443 was sent to us today, with an item missing. Customer service have been notified but we would like a resolution before the long weekend. Can you look into this?

[James's Housemate @JamessHousemate]

@Bethan_Kate Lol

[James's Housemate @JamessHousemate]

@GW_officialuk why will you only support sub standard events in the UK?

[Simon Bell @sbell007ck]

It’s always someone else’s fault. Liz Truss and Rishi Sunak lack the humidity to admit the current mess is their fault.

If there was a magic wand, why the fuck didn’t they wave it during the last 12 years of Tory austerity

[James's Housemate @JamessHousemate]

Slabhead next then? @SLAcourt @JamesSWMitchell

[James's Housemate @JamessHousemate]

@JamesSWMitchell can you stop offloading your ginormous stash of BTC? I can't take this price action, it's going to ruin Xmas for the kiddies

[James's Housemate @JamessHousemate]

@SLAcourt @JamesSWMitchell @JamesSWMitchell I'll give you 50 quid for an iron bru for them

[James's Housemate @JamessHousemate]

Pretty sure @JamesSWMitchell stole his Ps5 #dubiousclaims

[James's Housemate @JamessHousemate]

How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh?
Ten-tickles!
#roseandcrownquiz

[James's Housemate @JamessHousemate]

@JamesSWMitchell when are you back from Croatia? Your losing streak won't extend itself

[James's Housemate @JamessHousemate]

@JamesSWMitchell What does amazon think now?

[James's Housemate @JamessHousemate]

So @SLAcourt what did you think of those VAR decisions? From the look of it @JamesSWMitchell didn't approve... #marklawrenson

[James's Housemate @JamessHousemate]

@JamesSWMitchell Guess who's back

[James's Housemate @JamessHousemate]

@JamesSWMitchell more dog shit this morning..whoops

[James's Housemate @JamessHousemate]

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[James's Housemate @JamessHousemate]

@JamesSWMitchell http://t.co/D83yuog2qV

[James's Housemate @JamessHousemate]

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[James's Housemate @JamessHousemate]

@SLAcourt shaved sides and top buttons done up #bodegawankers

[James's Housemate @JamessHousemate]

@JamesSWMitchell yeah...I've got nothing for this one

[James's Housemate @JamessHousemate]

@LeahMapara @JamesSWMitchell park?