J❄️mie

Certified Dumbass | Bojangles Evangelist | Music Enjoyer

[J❄️mie @JamieBeamguard]

alright folks, let’s see em #SpotifyWrapped

[one dozen rats at a keyboard @PanasonicDX4500]

I know it’s become pretty cliche and cringey to talk about at this point but if you’re under like 25 I cannot stress enough how one time Obama wore a tan suit and people spent a week arguing over whether or not it was demeaning to the Oval Office and they were serious about it.

[marcus @marcusyul]

> la IA contaba mal el inventario en Starbucks

> Microsoft bloqueó claude code para sus propios ingenieros

> Uber no encuentra el ROI después de gastar miles de millones en IA

3 derrotas de la IA esta semana en el sector laboral.

WE ARE SO BACK

[evan loves worf @esjesjesj]

Honestly pure dictator shit. A real democracy would immediately imprison him for even trying this

[brian @brianonhere]

Damn — that’s what i purchase my stuff with!

[The Last Farm @TheLastFarm]

This is so insanely evil. We gotta wheel out the guillotine bro

[Sophia Benoit @1followernodad]

Oh girl I DO!!! I have been!!

[leopard print bussy @bigsnugga]

same country thats throwing up data centers the size of manhattan that use enough electricity to power a european nation is telling you high speed rail simply isnt logistically possible

[J❄️mie @JamieBeamguard]

@abetothek computer: kill this guy

[kimi 🥝 @kimichkis]

WE GOT THE VIDEO YALL 😭😭😭😭😭

[Austin Ahlman for Congress @ahlmanforne]

We found the welfare fraud. Turns out it was mostly big corporations. Same as it ever was.

[Ryan Moulton @moultano]

After all this is over, we need to pass a law that makes social media posts from official agency accounts like this subject to perjury. It is too destructive to the country to let them keep lying and lying and lying without any possible legal remedy.

[JimmyTheGiant @jimthegiant]

It is fascinating how efficient capitalism is at reducing the price of non essentials and boosting the price of essentials

[Zaid Jilani @ZaidJilani]

The real fear of Zohran Mamdanis critics is not that he fails but that he succeeds. Americans might ask, wait the government can be competent? Why isn’t our city competent?

[erin @maizie_star]

wow, that’s terrible! and what have the ICE agents been doing to people?

[evan loves worf @esjesjesj]

.@libsoftiktok omg MASSIVE story for you to report on!

[Melanie D'Arrigo @DarrigoMelanie]

Another way to phrase this would be “The 20 biggest US banks took over $3 billion from people who have no money.”

[J❄️mie @JamieBeamguard]

@abetothek firing kevin pe-shitta

[The Runescape Clay Golem @abetothek]

I hope you guys don't see me just as a guy but also as a dedicated NPC

[J❄️mie @JamieBeamguard]

@abetothek that’s what god created Celsius for

[Mike Drucker @MikeDrucker]

We’re not “losing” shit. We broke it intentionally. This wasn’t a solar flare that knocked out our satellites. This was us taking a machete to an advanced weather system because some dumbfucks thought it was going to own the libs rather drown their families