Jamie Gardner

Runner, lover of chillies and interesting but otherwise useless information. Views are 100% my own.

[Jamie Gardner @JamieGardner4]

@RealBobMortimer I need your help. Huge fan BTW, mightily impressed with your fireball containment. I need the correct spelling of Eranu and Uvavu for scientific purposes, and also the correct font to adopt for their usage

[Jamie Gardner @JamieGardner4]

Every song that I hear on the radio at the moment has someone riding in a rover or on the back seat of a rover, and this is literally all that pops in my head.....

[Jamie Gardner @JamieGardner4]

@BoseService I have been dealing with your customer service team via WhatsApp and have been messed about over and over while trying to get a refund on a faulty product which had to be replaced 4 times!! Terrible customer service! Highly unprofessional!

[Jamie Gardner @JamieGardner4]

@BoseUK appalling customer service! Have been promised a refund on a faulty product 5 times now and nothing has happened

[Jamie Gardner @JamieGardner4]

@Hermesparcels I have tried using your online contact system and calling your number but can't speak to anyone. Please can you help, I really need my package urgently

[Jamie Gardner @JamieGardner4]

So, Jesus had a fish supper, choked on a haddock bone and croaked. He then hatched out of a chocky egg on Easter Sunday, raised an army of rabbits and took over the world in a storm of daffodils! Bout right?

[Jamie Gardner @JamieGardner4]

@mchaymer Good luck with it fella. Hope you get sorted quickly

[Jamie Gardner @JamieGardner4]

@alexwinterstv Bang a couple of spoons of beans in and a couple of shakes of chilli sauce!

[Jamie Gardner @JamieGardner4]

#HideAndSeek Edinburgh
They are in the zoo! Tiger reference and grimmy almost said they are in an enclosure @gregjames @BBCR1

[bob mortimer @RealBobMortimer]

MIDSUMMER DOG NAME SALE:

Sleepy Walter
Fat Lump
Iqbal Balaclava
Sprinty McWhiffle
10 Dirty Bricks
Edwin Cream
Luke Noodles
Tedious Pauline
International Ron

£8.00 p.a. each

[Jamie Gardner @JamieGardner4]

@Populusselect Too many rest days in there Sim. Ha

[bob mortimer @RealBobMortimer]

CAT NAME SPRING CLEAR OUT:

Ronnie omelettes
Gary from admin
Lidl Wayne
Aldi Best
Cedric latenights
Broccoli Highkicks
Sirius Cockhopper
Bubbles McParty
Mr Several Businesses

£8.00 p.a.

[Jamie Gardner @JamieGardner4]

@mchaymer Best of luck today mate!

[Jim Moir @JamesMoir10]

Winter Combat koyaanisqatsi

[Jamie Gardner @JamieGardner4]

So good to be back running again after a couple of weeks of illness! Feel alive again #runchat #ukrunchat

[bob mortimer @RealBobMortimer]

Today,via the gift of mime,I told a fellow motorist to 'fuck off and insert a mandolin up his fat arse"..I crashed and damaged my trilby

[Jamie Gardner @JamieGardner4]

@mchaymer Sounds good mate. All the best to you and your family for the new year!

[Jamie Gardner @JamieGardner4]

@mchaymer Well done mate! Top running

[Jamie Gardner @JamieGardner4]

@Danny_Fleary Appreciate that more than you know Dan! You're a good man

[Jamie Gardner @JamieGardner4]

@1974cookie Sorry to hear that mate. Hope she gets better soon and your hip holds up