Jamie Gray 🇭🇰

Megan's worse half. Lily’s dad. Team 🦚. Fulham, Mets and Hoyas fan. Forbes 1,000 under 1,000. Sporadic flosser. Opinions own.

[Calgie @christiancalgie]

Me: ‘Don’t make it obvious but there’s an incredibly fit girl at the bar’

My mate:

[Jamie Kennedy @jamierkennedy]

Manual Elvira's (possible) earnings by 72nd hole score:

💰 Birdie: $1.5m
💰 Par: (playoff)
💰 Bogey: $1m
💰 Double: $600k

He made a double bogey.

[Jamie Gray 🇭🇰 @JamieGrayTweets]

@jamierkennedy Literally might not break 90 at this rate

[Jamie Gray 🇭🇰 @JamieGrayTweets]

@PGATour Definitely going to win at least three majors next year

[Kemi Badenoch @KemiBadenoch]

My condolences to Prime Minister Andy Burnham and all his family. No matter how old you are, or how much you try to prepare, losing your father is a profoundly painful experience. A part of your life that has always been there is suddenly gone forever and it can feel as though a part of you won’t ever be the same again.

May Roy Burnham Rest In Peace.

[Michael Weiss @michaeldweiss]

Having an Onion nostalgia trip today. Hard for the youngins to understand how a satirical newspaper captured the zeitgeist so well in the early aughts. I’d almost forgotten this banger: a 9/11 conspiracy theorist squares off against Al Qaeda.

[Football Away Days @FBAwayDays]

After Fulham’s game with Malaga last night ended in a 2-2 draw last night, the Spanish club wanted to do a penalty shootout, but Fulham said it wasn’t in the contract so left the field.

So a Malaga took a pen into the empty net and they all celebrated 🤣

[The xG Philosophy @xGPhilosophy]

𝘅𝗚 𝗠𝗶𝘀𝘀 𝗼𝗳 𝘁𝗵𝗲 𝗗𝗮𝘆

[Jamie Gray 🇭🇰 @JamieGrayTweets]

@PNCBank_Help Yes that's what I was told after being on hold for 40 minutes. Can you please send out a Tweet to update us when services are restored?

[Christopher Powers @CPowers14]

“You told me to bring a trophy home” —Ryan Fox on FaceTime to his daughter.

Beautiful stuff ❤️❤️❤️

[Tron Carter @TronCarterNLU]

IF YOU CANNOT FIND YOUR BALL BECAUSE YOU HIT SUCH A POOR SHOT THAT IT’S IN EITHER A HOSPITALITY TENT OR THE ADJACENT THICKET THEN MAYBE IT SHOULD BE TREATED AS A LOST BALL.

Pro golf is so fucking stupid sometimes.

[Ridge & Frost @RidgeandFrost]

Team Argentina 🇦🇷 or Team England 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 ?

@SophyRidgeSky and @WilfredFrost speaks to a couple who are supporting different teams in tonight's World Cup semi-final

📺 Sky 501, Virgin 602, Freeview 233 and YouTube

[Jamie Gray 🇭🇰 @JamieGrayTweets]

@NoLayingUp Great coverage by the NBC team- didn't miss a shot

[Jamie Gray 🇭🇰 @JamieGrayTweets]

@NoLayingUp I know but I don’t wanna

[Scott Bryan @scottygb]

BBC: “What advice did David Hockney give to you?”

BBC Guest: “Enjoy life and fuck everyone.”

[Alex @ajak1033]

I’m speechless. I have no speech. The man himself had acknowledged me.

Thank you to everyone who’s liked, commented, reposted and reached out to me these past 36 hours. Never in a million years did I expect this to happen.

[Alex @ajak1033]

The Spurs know how to TAKE the lead, they just don't know how to HOLD the lead. And that's really the most important part of the lead: the holding

[The Athletic @TheAthletic]

WHAT A STRIKE FROM ANTONEE ROBINSON 🚀

🎥 @USMNT

[Jamie Gray 🇭🇰 @JamieGrayTweets]

@PMacCoon Perdóneme chicos, ¿es ese el Choo Choo de Chattanooga?