Jan Pippins

Her/She/Hey You! Writer. Brave enough to suck at something new. Repped by #SamHiyate #amwriting

[Jim Stewartson, Decelerationist 🇨🇦🇺🇦🇺🇸 @jimstewartson]

Of course it’s permanent. If he can’t have the name, no one can.
He has the psychology of a three-year-old, at best. He is a demented toddler.

[WTFGOP @doggintrump]

Tampering with the U.S. Mail is a FELONY

You can't have the postal service decide what to send, and what not to send

This is fucking getting out of hand

[Devin Duke @sirDukeDevin]

💯💯

[The Tennessee Holler @TheTNHoller]

HEGSETH: “The document says Iran will never have a nuclear weapon.”

BRENNAN: “(Obama’s Iran Deal) said that too.” 🎯

HEGSETH: “The difference is we did this from a position of strength.” 🤡

(TRANSLATION: this was an unnecessary, costly war that accomplished nothing)

[Suzie rizzio @Suzierizzo1]

This is Officer Caroline Edwards and she was one of the Capitol Police that defended the Capitol on J6 during the Insurrection. The rioters attacked her cracking her head open & leaving her with a permanent brain injury. Trump said it was Peaceful and full of Love that day!

[Apu @Apu_elrojo]

Ese "hombre" violó tan brutalmente a una mujer, que tuvieron que sacarle el tampón del útero con cirugía.

Escojan mejor a sus ídolos, por favor.

[𝕊𝕦𝕟𝕕𝕒𝕖_𝔾𝕦𝕣𝕝 @SundaeDivine]

Every conversation I’ve had with my MAGA relatives for the last ten years distilled into three sentences.

[TheFrenchie @ML3democrats]

To everyone wishing Trump a happy birthday: Don’t forget that Virginia Guiffre won’t have the chance to celebrate her 80th birthday. I haven’t forgotten her, nor the many other victims. One day, those responsible will pay for their actions. It’s only a matter of time.

[Congressman Christian D. Menefee @RepCDMenefee]

They really let a UFC fighter call our only Black First Lady a man on the White House lawn at an official White House event … while thousands cheered and the biggest podcaster in the world smiled.

There is no economic policy fix for this. Many of these people are just racist.

[Lakota Man @LakotaMan1]

Why is the U.S. giving Iran $25 billion for “humanitarian purposes” when the Navajo Nation Reservation is declaring a state of emergency due to having no access to fresh drinking water?

[The Lincoln Project @ProjectLincoln]

Trump surrendered to Iran, and now you're going to pay to rebuild them.

Had enough yet?

[MayoIsSpicyy @Mayoisspicyy]

Melania Trump is all over the
Epstein files along with her pedo
husband, but you know who isn't?

Michelle Obama.

[Mark Slapinski @mark_slapinski]

BREAKING: The Trump administration is THREATENING anyone that speaks about Eric Trump's attempts to PROFIT off of the UFC fight match.

Be careful!

[✨Lovely✨ @ItsLovelyLaveau]

And yall thought Obama was gonna make the White House “ghetto”…. Look at THIS hoodrat shit

[James Tate @JamesTate121]

FAFO moment!

[Rachel Bitecofer 🗽🦆 @RachelBitecofer]

It must be weird to live in democracies capable of holding Elites like Donald Trump accountable.

[Jo @JoJoFromJerz]

So, Trump is gonna give Iran $300 billion to open a strait that wasn’t closed, so long as they promise not build a nuke they didn’t have?

Do I have that just about right?

[TheRealThelmaJohnson @TheRealThelmaJ1]

He had to try and place rigged bets on UFC because I guess the crypto scams, the insider stock and prediction market trading, the "loans" from the government to his businesses, the stealing from a Children's Cancer charity and all the other stealing wasn't enough.

[Ted Lieu @tedlieu]

You caught me! I did it. I created photosynthesis just to mess with MAGA and the reflecting pool.

[😱 Scary Larry 😱 🇺🇦✊🏻🇺🇸🗽 @aintscarylarry]

The thing about trump’s Iran deal is he started a war that murdered thousands of people, cost at least a trillion dollars, & caused economic disaster by closing the Strait of Hormuz. All to distract from the fact that he’s a child-raping pedophile. It didn’t work. No one forgot.