Jane Kansas

[CM Funk @lukedre12]

@BornAKang what too much free time does to a mf

[Lezlie Lowe (she/her) - inactive @lezlielowe]

Her voice. My god. ❤️

[Present & Correct @presentcorrect]

Only 9 more sleeps until World Pencil Day. Here your check list:

- contact the council about closing your street for a party.
- order yellow tops/trousers and pink shoes.
- make cone hats
- paint your float & allow for drying time.

[VeryBritishProblems @SoVeryBritish]

Dealing with your phone ringing, a step-by-step guide:

1. Say "oh god who's this now?"
2. Glance at phone
3. Turn phone face down
4. Continue watching telly

[Rachel McCartney @RachelMComedy]

Therapist: and what do we do when we feel this way?

Me: keep giving you money

Therapist: yes

[A happier day @AHappierDay]

When you get excited with the new present and then realize it's not yours

[Present & Correct @presentcorrect]

Why can’t Excel ever go down.

[Sarah Cooper @sarahcpr]

I’m literally right here this is so rude

[The Oatmeal @Oatmeal]

Middle names

[Jane Kansas @JaneKansas]

@thorneyhfx I'm going next Friday! (to NFLD)

[Jane Kansas @JaneKansas]

https://t.co/Oaxt9jYISR

[Jane Kansas @JaneKansas]

@thorneyhfx That’s only something you would say in the car.

[Donovan Woods @DonovanWoods]

My perfect Toronto day: pack all my things, move to North Bay, teach guitar lessons under the name Bryan Daugherty, get into birding, volunteer as an usher at the community theatre, carefully vacuum the aisles after each show, live quietly until I die of natural causes.

[Matt Corkum @mattcorkum]

I didn’t know as an adult how important “getting a good cross breeze going” would be to me.

[Jane Kansas @JaneKansas]

@thorneyhfx @lisstless Jesus H Christ

[birdsrightsactivist @ProBirdRights]

The humans are retirnin to the malls and they droppin theyre “”flamin’ hote cheeters” for me to have. Nature is healin.

[Jane Kansas @JaneKansas]

@thorneyhfx @PooleDrive Watched the whole thing last night and this morning !

[The Last Blockbuster @loneblockbuster]

Yesterday we celebrated Earth Day by not burning our trash in the alley. If we all do our part we can make a difference.