Frank Janousek

Pipeline reporter for /r/fakebaseball, formerly Western Kansas Tribune. Sports nerd.

[KC Royals @KCRoyalsMLR]

IT IS OVER!!!
GORDON WITH THE RBI SINGLE TO WIN IT IN EXTRAS!!!
ROYALS 7, TIGERS 6!!!
#DETvsKCR

[Frank Janousek @JanousekFrank]

@steiny60 @KCRoyalsMLR Their season is far from over - they had a rough start but it was against good teams like the @NYYankeesMLR, and they still have a talented roster with guys like Tyler Gordon and reigning AL MVP Rob Patterson. If Ackley keeps pitching well they're definitely contenders

[KC Royals @KCRoyalsMLR]

this bread might have more than one seed...
BUT WE ARE THE #1 SEED!
KC WINS 6-4! #KCRvsHOU

[Frank Janousek @JanousekFrank]

Fun fact: Every MLR pitcher to induce a triple play has also taken a perfect game into the sixth inning against @OaklandMLR.

Dipper: 3 outs away from perfecto S3S14, TP S2S2 vs TBDR
Lindros: 1 out from "perfecto" S2S7, TP S2S7 vs PHI
Superbone: Perfecto S3S16, TP S2S18 vs PHI

[BulldogBlog.ca @BulldogBlogPLB]

This is a Public Safety Announcement for all members of the MLR:
If you, or a teammate, have a perfect game going, PLEASE DO NOT, I repeat, DO NOT let Rich Mahogany anywhere near it. The #MahoganyCurse is real. It is dangerous. Do not take this threat lightly.

[BulldogBlog.ca @BulldogBlogPLB]

I will supply the first player who votes at least 4 @KCRoyalsMLR as all-stars with a year's supply of whatever bread you may choose.

[Frank Janousek @JanousekFrank]

@RealFakeBJs @FakeRiter @KCRoyalsMLR 3 hits*

[Frank Janousek @JanousekFrank]

@miroslav_mlr @FakeRiter @MLR_OOTC I propose that we add @FakeRiter to the OOTC

[Frank Janousek @JanousekFrank]

@NickTit1 That is entirely wrong. Palco is superior to all other Kansas cities. Nothing you say or do will change that.

[Frank Janousek @JanousekFrank]

The Royals have confirmed that @GetOffaMcCloud will start next sesh against Toronto. GM Andersen is "100 percent confident" in Hayden after a bad relief outing against the Devil Rays. Andersen also indicated @jingles_j will be in the lineup for his first game in a Royals jersey.

[Frank Janousek @JanousekFrank]

@miroslav_mlr @AjPrellerAcerep @fakephils @PieanatorMLR oops wrong account

[Frank Janousek @JanousekFrank]

@miroslav_mlr @AjPrellerAcerep @fakephils @PieanatorMLR @ NL CENTRAL DEFEND PIE FROM THIS UNFAIR COMMISSIONATORIAL ATTACK

[Frank Janousek @JanousekFrank]

LaVert will have one more plate appearance, batting leadoff against Detroit, with the Royals before reporting to Miami.

[Frank Janousek @JanousekFrank]

Kansas City has traded @TheRealLaVert to Miami for @jingles_j and a second round pick.

[Frank Janousek @JanousekFrank]

In exchange, Dart will have the option of alternating dugout storytimes with Donnie Draper (if he so chooses), the team will participate in a private roast session of Lloyd Gross, and he gets 24/7 access to personal batting cages as a tradeoff for his imperfect playing time.

[Frank Janousek @JanousekFrank]

BREAKING: Dart Ragusa appears to have had a change of heart, as he is no longer demanding a trade. He has come to terms with his general manager, Donnie Draper, Lloyd Gross, and others, and hopes to remain with the Royals organization indefinitely.

[Frank Janousek @JanousekFrank]

@KCRoyalsMLR The game is actually at Progressive Field this session, but go Royals anyways!

[KC Royals @KCRoyalsMLR]

We're lucky to have snatched up 2B/SS Teo Jones in the 12th round of the MLR Draft! Keep an eye out for #39 out their turnin' double plays!👑🦁

[KC Royals @KCRoyalsMLR]

Here we are #MLR, your Season 3 Paper Cup favorite Kansas City Royals!👑👑👑

[Frank Janousek @JanousekFrank]

The Royals have made their first free agency move, and it's a big one! Welcome to Kansas City, @GSmudge42!