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Born in Arizona, moved to Babylonia

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Everyones had enough of flop UvdL atp, especially since she stopped doing phone pics!

So after popular request it is now time for ✨Kamala phone vid thread💫
Starting with this classic

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Collection of Ursula von der Leyen phone pic thread:

[Hokton 470 @Hokton4]

@JapImscared @daisuga4life fehlt da eine noch?

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@Hokton4 @daisuga4life Wer hat sich Feigenkoalition ausgedacht😭😭
Aber dann taufe ich die zukünftige Koalition aus SPD-LINKE-BSW in MV als 'Himbeerkoalition' (Laufzeit ~1 Jahr?)

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Unholy things are happening on the local level in Germany, but at least we still find names for this stuff

Munich: GRÜNE-SPD-FDP-FW aka the "Mango coalition"🥭
Wiesbaden: CDU-GRÜNE-FDP-VOLT aka "Maracuja coalition"
And Frankfurt: CDU-SPD-GREEN-VOLT (no nickname, your turn ig)

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@daisuga4life Würde passen, war aber schonmal vergeben
https://t.co/eK3fAMCCA7

[Volt Bonn @voltbonn]

Mit einer Zustimmung von 93% haben unsere Mitglieder soeben den Koalitionsvertrag mit @gruene_bonn, @SPDBonn und @LINKE_KVBonn angenommen!
Wir freuen uns auf die nächsten fünf Jahre im #RatBN mit der #Traubenkoalition!

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@LehmanIntern Bei den JuLis ist Rene Redo ganz gut aufgehoben. Reichlich Koks und Buben für den Kerker
GiG- Geisteszustand ist Gefährdet‼️

[Chanresists🎒 @Chanresists]

Meet Ayatollah Trump:
>IRGC agent acting as US President
>$300 billion to Iran
>Baited 5000 mossad agents into death in Iran on fake promises
>Handed over Strait of Hormuz to Iran
>Got US military bases obliterated
>Replaced 86 y/o Khamenei with 56 y/o Khamenei
>Hates Pahlavi

[Donald J. Trump @realDonaldTrump]

Iran never won a war, but never lost a negotiation!

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Introducing Keiko Fujimoris incoming government

[Reacción Nacional @RNacional_News]

🔴 #Urgente Keiko Fujimori, presidente de Perú, le pidió “al guerrillero Gustavo Petro” que sacara su “nariz roja” del Perú. 👏🏻

[Slazac 🇪🇺🇺🇦🇹🇼🌐 @TrueSlazac]

If you’re a low-level European minister there’s a non-zero chance the European Union picks you to become the supreme leader of Bosnia Herzegovina and there’s nothing you can do against it

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Es ist noch nicht zu spät ‼️
#SPRENGTDENWAL

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@daisuga4life Rekolonialisierung der Pfalz wird Schritt für Schritt auf dem Weg gebracht

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I take back everything I said Cathy West, thank you for having the courage to get the chaos started when no one else did💖

[Alex Wickham @alexwickham]

***BREAKING: Labour’s soft-left condemns Wes Streeting’s bid for No10 and vows to oust him from Downing Street if he becomes PM***

A senior soft-left source blasts Team Streeting for their public statements calling for a “swift” and “rapid” contest before Andy Burnham can get in.

The source says:

“If Wes thinks he can pull off some kind of stitch up to avoid a fair process that he will have no legitimacy even if he briefly ends up in office. There would be no support for the government in the Commons and we would challenge him at the first opportunity. He’d be lucky to outlast a lettuce.”

It means the Labour Party is in civil war tonight

Streeting appears to be trying to force a contest before Burnham is eligible

It is causing meltdown among soft-left and left MPs

Senior figures on the left of the party are threatening to oust Streeting from No10 if he succeeds in his bid to be PM

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@LehmanIntern Jetzt stell dir vor er würde die auch noch wie Alexander Gauland tragen💭💭💭

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Launching the "Catherine West is a Starmer plant to choke serious revolt attempts for the next months" theory

[The Telegraph @Telegraph]

🔴 Catherine West may not be well known outside Westminster, but her name is causing Sir Keir Starmer a serious headache.

The Labour MP said that she would attempt to trigger a leadership contest to force the Prime Minister to resign if no Cabinet ministers were to put themselves forward.

Find out everything you need to know about Catherine West ⬇️
https://t.co/cCsb8RcIuv

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I know independence isn't happening for any of these but it's still funny that all devolved governments of the UK will be headed by nationalist-seperatist parties after these elections

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@P0stUn0riginal_ @EEPolls_123 Eh even Babis Jansa and Fico which Radev is sometimes compared to are usually not that demanding and destructive. I'm sure Radev has other things on his agenda than picking fights with the commission
Orban on the other really was a special case of contrarian

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@EEPolls_123 Bulgaria today if Slavi Trifonov wasn't the biggest bitch to walk on the planet

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@EEPolls_123 But huge respect to your stamina for the coverage of the past years with all other things going on. I hope you can get some rest after this, at latest after the presidential elections this autumn.
It's always been very intetesting & informative♥️

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@EEPolls_123 And we followed every time 🤩
hoping that things would get better, but it just peaked Nov. 2021. Since then it's been more depressing than fun