Jared

[Jared @JaredDavid417]

After about a million dots, finally finished this 🙌

[Jared @JaredDavid417]

@Virginia_Brasch L
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[donald boat @laserboat999]

Girls after their ancient decaying skin and bone plague ridden dog comes up to you and stands still and just stares at you with death and famine in his eyes: His name is Bompy :))

[jj @CARBIKE000]

Asked my mom why i stopped martial arts when i was a kid and she said she saw “a great darkness in my eyes”

[ppigg @s4m31p4n]

Making me have a job is child labor cuz of my childlike wonder

[hb @h3xenbrenner2]

meeting her family for the first time and her grandmother goes deathly pale and shouts the name of a monster from her country’s folklore when she sees you

[cory snearowski @corysnearowski]

How do they know this?

[Matt Post @MattPostSaysHi]

made this

[ham mike @griffraff97]

permanently banned from the local kohls for killing my son there

[Zack Bornstein @ZackBornstein]

Trump has to be one of the first cast members of Home Alone 2 to sell stolen nuclear secrets to the Saudis for $2 billion

[Adrian Wojnarowski @wojespn]

The remarkable Justin Hardy — who inspired all those who knew him and his courageous story — passed away today, his family says. An unconquerable, unforgettable young man.

[𝕻𝖍𝖎𝖑𝖎𝖕 𝕮𝖍𝖗𝖎𝖘𝖙 @papasombra]

Chris Rock’s cousin, The, looks on in shock.

[cafucatfood @cafucatfood]

Maybe the funniest thing iv ever seen in my life

[Rob @thegallowboob]

LMAO this is the best glassdoor review ever

[Alternate_ed @alternate_ed]

When it’s a Snapchat vid and the caption is in french you know you’re about to see something insane

[Alison Burke @TiredActor]

I’m losing my mind over this

[𝓡🅔🅓🅓 @r3dd313]

@AlexisVera_2497 Frf 😂