jared hollier

Christian, Husband, Daddy, Pastor, Texan; Astros & Beatles Super Fan; Amateur Baker, Coffee and Taco Enthusiast

[jared hollier @JaredHollier]

@redsteeze So the *least* important part of the “reproductive system” is to (checks notes) reproduce? 🤔

[jared hollier @JaredHollier]

@samreich One more tweet for a @JacobWysocki travel show! Obviously called “Where’socki”

[jared hollier @JaredHollier]

@shaungroves Hello, sir- any chance you have a tab for “Last Notes” available somewhere?

[jared hollier @JaredHollier]

@evernote Neat. Side note: I’ve submitted half a dozen help tickets for my MacBook app over the last four months, and it still won’t open. After using @evernote for a decade, I’ll be switching software very soon. 🤩

[jared hollier @JaredHollier]

@evernote I’ve submitted a help ticket 3 times, and responded to every automated email. I’ve received ZERO help or communication other than the auto-replies. I haven’t been able to use the Mac App for months. [email protected], I’ve got ticket numbers too.

[jared hollier @JaredHollier]

@Venmo I can’t login to any of my accounts. Help please?

[jared hollier @JaredHollier]

Happy Father’s Day to @samreich and only @samreich

[jared hollier @JaredHollier]

@nathanwpyle Diddle-uh diddle-uh dunnnn duh-nuh-nuh

[jared hollier @JaredHollier]

@BOMsqwad

[jared hollier @JaredHollier]

@TexasHumor Just saw the news that you’re taking the reins of TCR! Bob Phillips is a legend, that show was a staple of my childhood, and I have no doubt you’re the right man for the job - congrats!!!

[jared hollier @JaredHollier]

@jaybsauceda Uhhh…must we be present to win? I’d buy some of those tickets!!!

[jared hollier @JaredHollier]

Dear @blummer27 @RealToddKalas @JuliaMorales and @OrbitAstros, I coulda sworn I had a family 5-pack of tickets to Sunday's game. It was right here!🤔Maybe I left them in the pocket of my jeans and they got washed? Maybe the dog ate them with my kid's homework? Weird...😜

[jared hollier @JaredHollier]

First world problem: I've been an @evernote user/subscriber for over a decade and I'm begging - CAN WE PLEASE HAVE AUTOCORRECT? Not just spell check. AUTO. CORRECT. And just as a test - I intentionally mistyped six words in this tweet, but they're all AUTOCORRECTED.

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[jared hollier @JaredHollier]

@BOMsqwad Wouldn’t put it past Servais or Seattle, but glad this prediction was wrong

[jared hollier @JaredHollier]

@JuliaMorales @RealToddKalas @blummer27

[jared hollier @JaredHollier]

I’d like to start a petition to let hometown broadcasters call playoff games too. @astros @RealToddKalas @blummer27 @JuliaMorales

[jared hollier @JaredHollier]

@blummer27 @RealToddKalas @astros
Anywhere to see the possible AL West outcomes after this weekend?
If HOU and SEA sweep, Astros win?
What about 3-1 or 2-2 outcomes?
I AM SO CONFUSED.

[jared hollier @JaredHollier]

@TheAstrosLocker Wouldn’t Astros win + Rangers loss make better chance for Houston to win the division?

[Daniel Meyer @TheAstrosLocker]

The Astros-Mariners bad blood, from a Houston perspective. 🧵