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bios are corny. inspirational quote. funny joke. im interesting. rip jack.

[SwaggY @JaredSwagson]

@PostMalone loves Cane's

[SwaggY @JaredSwagson]

@ZohranKMamdani the west entrance to Vesuvio Playground has been closed from scaffolding since it’s been nice enough to enjoy the park. Pls halp

[SwaggY @JaredSwagson]

@GuntherEagleman That shit was unwatchable brother

[SwaggY @JaredSwagson]

@BillAckman @CurtisSliwa @ZohranKMamdani Shut up you stupid bitch

[SwaggY @JaredSwagson]

people forget I attempted to play 18 holes of golf on the potentially wettest day in the history of salt lake

[Utah Daily Snow @WasatchSnow]

It looks like 2.24” of precip at KSLC today. If correct, this would be the 4th wettest calendar day in SLC’s history. It’s likely we get to #2 with another tenth of an inch. We have an outside chance of reaching the all-time wettest day record if we get another 0.4” or so… #utwx

[SwaggY @JaredSwagson]

headline: guy who can’t stop lying just lied again

[unusual_whales @unusual_whales]

Elon Musk has said: xAI will soon be far beyond any company besides Google, $GOOGL, then significantly exceed Google.

[SwaggY @JaredSwagson]

Always a good day on the Twitter machine seeing @KDTrey5 throw hands

[SwaggY @JaredSwagson]

I like how he peppered in the micro aggressive racism and then decided to show his cards by putting Asians in quotes

[John Cardillo @johncardillo]

Don’t blame NYC blacks or Hispanics for Mamdani.

They voted against him.

Whites and “Asians” did this.

[SwaggY @JaredSwagson]

I’m not sure who this is for but I know it’s for someone

[SwaggY @JaredSwagson]

@63nopersonality yeah that plays every single time touch some grass b

[SwaggY @JaredSwagson]

GoFundMe idea - we all pool our resources to get Iran 1 nuke

[SwaggY @JaredSwagson]

@chamath When you’re this sincerely dumb and lost in the spin zone it just becomes irony

[SwaggY @JaredSwagson]

@chamath youre such a dork man.

[SwaggY @JaredSwagson]

@chamath Shut up nerd

[SwaggY @JaredSwagson]

I’m convinced this account is either ran by Elon or someone who really wants his boot in their mouth

[unusual_whales @unusual_whales]

Tech billionaire and CEO of X Elon Musk looks to have become the number one Diablo 4 player in the world after clearing a level 150 Pit in under two minutes, per FORBES.

[SwaggY @JaredSwagson]

idk how this woman can live with herself - doing a fox news style gesture while trying to maintain this holier than tho facade

[Armand Hamouth @AreMond2]

How much proof do we need. Nothing about the vote results makes any sense. An investigation is in order. At the very least we need an investigation. This sounds like fraud to any reasonable person.

[SwaggY @JaredSwagson]

@charliekirk11 can someone explain to Charlie how the sun works. also dude, how do you expect to anyone to take you seriously when you’re name is Charlie? go get a chocolate factory with your goofy ass name pussyboy

[SwaggY @JaredSwagson]

you’re looking at a man who refuses to miss

[B.W. Carlin @BaileyCarlin]

Bernie Sanders in 2003.

Worth the watch.

[SwaggY @JaredSwagson]

@ThomasPaineBand @mcuban @realDonaldTrump @elonmusk I’ve never listened to your music but I bet it’s really bad

[SwaggY @JaredSwagson]

I wonder if @EmersonCollege is going to have class tomorrow