Asa Macomber

Inane thoughts and shitposts from a wannabe philosopher.

Uncertified Dungeon Master, amateur counselor, good friend.

he/him, age 24

PFP by @HarrisonPhan1

[Asa Macomber @Jarfulous]

Any adventurer born after 2000 can't calculate THAC0...
all they know is ability mods, use class features, podcasts, skill checks, eat hot chip & lie

[weird medieval guys @WeirdMedieval]

fyi, pangur ban probably translates to “white fuller,” a fuller being someone who felts fabric by kneading it. so, the cat was presumably named for its love of kneading fabric (making biscuits) 🥹

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@hexcrawl There's been a lot of cartoon references lately. The party has a cameo in Honor Among Thieves too.

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@G0ffThew I only hate dubs when they're boring.

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@weirdlilguys We all took a two-hour nap earlier. Felt pretty nice.

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@Godzilla_Toho Is Godzilla Minus One Minus Color going to make an appearance?

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@madgraws ohhhh, yeah. 'Pace is pretty helpful if you can look past some inconsistency

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@allimackart Faris with a tan!

[｢maclunkey2012｣ @maclunkey2012]

Damn, they really got Samus to join the "too angry to die club" in Dread

#MetroidDread #MetroidDreadSpoilers

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@GoodmanGames I'll back Thracia, IF you add a high-quality retype/reprint of the original module for classic D&D as a stretch goal! It would make us OSR-heads very happy.

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@thegreyzen yeah, I mean I get not liking Mr Beast for making a spectacle of his charity, making games out of it, etc.

but like... at the end of the day, he's still giving a LOT of money away.

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@IronPineapple_ they should've put the red gem slightly lower I think

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@ClericKnight Certain '80s fantasy movies *almost* scratch that itch for me. Conan isn't medieval but probably comes the closest to what you describe IMO.

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@hexcrawl My group determined that lyrics are fine as long as it's a language they don't speak. So like, Latin is fine.

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@bilditup1 @bestgirlyazy @amendez765 seen it from Brits as well

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@thegreyzen my hot take (?): although I respect the technical achievement that FFVII Rebirth is, that story and those characters are better in a cartoonier style and the photorealism actively detracts from my investment rather than enhancing it.

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@xIHateSchool2 @GodzillaS_US you'd have to pay me $50 to watch this movie

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@ClericKnight Cleric Knight 18+ Patreon Arc when

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@ClericKnight I think it's an off week :(

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@ClericKnight Fanon Laios is also how Marcille sees him, I think